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04-13-2017, 10:05 PM | #82 |
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Team JB won. Locker room came out and celebrated Josh leaving.
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04-13-2017, 10:15 PM | #83 |
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04-13-2017, 10:19 PM | #84 |
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04-14-2017, 02:43 PM | #85 |
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Love this thread. Not only does it keep me up to date with the happenings of Impact without be having to watch it, but additionally some of Simple Fan's autocorrects are really funny.
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04-19-2017, 12:24 AM | #86 |
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Sigh...
I was REALLY bored the other day so I tried to watch some recent segments of Impact. What I saw was just really embarrassing. It's not only the worst wrestling show I've ever seen, it's possibly the worst show I've ever seen period. This land of make believe has zero credibility. Sure some of the workers are talented but under this banner, in that ring, it's just so fucking bad. "Make Impact Great" is one of the dumbest fucking things I have ever seen, it made me so ashamed to be a wrestling fan. Bruce Prichard in the ring ... like... what? Why? Why!?! IT's so BAD. Someone just please end this nightmare. Why couldn't WCW just die a peaceful death. Seriously, at it's very worst no episode of Thunder or Nitro was ever as bad as this shit. And oh my god the women... it's literally like some stripper run community theatre production it's so fucking talentless, no decent direction or script... ech.... please someone stop this shit from continuing on. |
04-19-2017, 12:37 AM | #87 |
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Isn't it funny how nearly 10 years ago now, the women were the highlight of the show? That was like the one division that was being done right and the majority of it was populated by girls (Lacey Von Erich notwithstanding) who could more or less go from bell to bell?
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04-20-2017, 08:20 PM | #88 |
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Getting started late this week. Long intro video hyping Storm vs Lashley. I guess their live this week.
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04-20-2017, 08:26 PM | #89 |
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LAX started the show in a match with two jobbers. Konan now cutting a promo introducing the new LAX.
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04-20-2017, 08:27 PM | #90 |
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Decay came out and a brawl starts.
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04-20-2017, 08:30 PM | #91 |
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Karen Jarrett out now after first commercial.
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04-20-2017, 08:31 PM | #92 |
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She announced GFW and Impact have merged and that they are live.
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04-20-2017, 08:33 PM | #93 |
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Sonjay Duty out now hugging Karen and happy to be back in the Impact Zone
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04-20-2017, 08:40 PM | #94 |
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Talking about the X division. Andrew Everett out saying he's first in line for X division title shot. Helms and Lee out now spewing insults. Prichard coming out now and made the main event a six way X Division championship match.
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04-20-2017, 08:43 PM | #95 |
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Rosemary vs ODB for the Knockouts championship.
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04-20-2017, 08:48 PM | #96 |
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Rosemary retains in a dull match.
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04-20-2017, 08:51 PM | #97 |
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Suicide has been added to thecsix way X Division match.
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04-20-2017, 08:53 PM | #98 |
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Kongo Kong with Laural Van Ness still in her wedding dress, KM, and Siena vs Chris Silvio
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04-20-2017, 08:54 PM | #99 |
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Kongo Kong won with a top rope splash.
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04-20-2017, 09:03 PM | #100 |
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Magnus in a backstage interview with McKenzie Mitchell saying his GFW championship is his golden ticket and he's the #1contender not Alberto El Patron.
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04-20-2017, 09:04 PM | #101 |
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Josh Mathews is accompanying Lashley to the ring and joining commentary.
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04-20-2017, 09:15 PM | #102 |
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EC3 came out and stopped Josh from handing Lashley a beer bottle and is now taking selfies with fans during the match.
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04-20-2017, 09:27 PM | #103 |
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Ref took a bump and was out when Storm had the pin. Storm went to get a beer bottle and use it but EC3 took it and hit him with it. Lashley hit the spear for the win.
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04-20-2017, 09:28 PM | #104 |
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Desmond Xavier is the 5th man in the X division match Dutch says.
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04-20-2017, 09:29 PM | #105 |
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Said if you don't know who he is you will after tonight. Never heard of him so we'll see.
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04-20-2017, 09:35 PM | #106 |
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Moose is making enemies everywhere. Chris Adonis attacked him at a Border City wrestling show but is now hurt so Davey Richards attacked him.
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04-20-2017, 09:37 PM | #107 |
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X Division Championship match now. Sonjay Dutt vs Suicide vs Desomned Xavier vs Andrew Everett vs Trevor Lee vs a mystery man that they will reveal after the commercial break.
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04-20-2017, 09:43 PM | #108 |
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Low Ki is the sixth man. He's wearing a suit and I guess he's going to wrestle in it.
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04-20-2017, 09:48 PM | #109 |
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Desmond Xavier can do flips
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04-20-2017, 10:03 PM | #110 |
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Low Ki won a typical multiman X Division match.
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04-20-2017, 10:05 PM | #111 |
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JB punched Josh to end the show.
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Specifically: looks like he was cosplaying as Agent 47. Not even a snark; just observation. Black suit, driving gloves, red tie... he was either dressed as 47 or Jim Fucking Sterling, son. |
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04-21-2017, 09:11 AM | #113 |
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Yeah thought he was going to be a manager as well but he took a seat at commentary and will probably stay. I guess they are going to run with the commentary angle that just keeps dragging on and on. Think Josh would make an ok manager though. As for Low Ki, definitely a hitman style gimmick. Just glad he didnt rip off the suit like Cesaro.
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04-21-2017, 02:16 PM | #114 |
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Pleased to see Low Ki back. Shame they ended the show with two commentators getting physical with one another.
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04-24-2017, 09:04 AM | #115 |
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So I just read spoilers from last night's tapings and while most will probably not be pleased I am PUMPED!
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04-24-2017, 11:13 AM | #116 |
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Brother just spoiled that for me. Read that post and had a clue but he just told me about him returning, nothing else though as I jumped on him for spoiling that.
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04-24-2017, 07:08 PM | #117 |
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I would have loved to have seen it happen without knowing, although I can't remember his theme like, so that would have taken away from some of it. However, i just haven't been able to stomach impact since the Hardy's left.
Never in a million years though would I have thought he was coming back. It is laughable and tremendous all rolled into a little ball with powdered sugar sprinkled all over it. |
04-28-2017, 05:09 PM | #118 |
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Decided to watch the draft instead of Impact last night so im watching it now.
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04-28-2017, 05:13 PM | #119 |
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Josh Mathews not on commentary but making an entrance
Also made some WWE references. Said that this company doesn't tolerate bully announcers and called him JBloser and a limpdick. Also JB is now suspended for punching Josh last week. JB says he hasnt missed a shiw in 15 years. |
04-28-2017, 05:15 PM | #120 |
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Trvor Lee vs Matt Sydal now. Josh has joined commentary. Didnt expect Matt Sydal though.
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