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03-26-2014, 10:02 PM | #1 |
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QUESTION - Should Alexander Rusev fart in his opponents' faces during matches? (serious thought)
QUESTION - Should Alexander Rusev fart in his opponents' faces during matches? (serious thought)
Yes, I am being 100% serious with my question here. Here is my thought: The WWE needs to add some kind of interesting element to Rusev's character, otherwise he's going to end up following the path of Sylvester Terkay, Mike Knox, and Vladimir Kozlov. I am 100% serious when I suggest the notion of Alexander Rusev squatting on his opponents' faces and then farting on their faces, followed by simultaneous evil laughter on Rusev's part and flopping around like fish on the opponents' part. Add an interesting dimension to Rusev's character. Give the fans a reason to care about Rusev........or risk having Rusev becoming the next Vladimir Kozlov. |
03-26-2014, 10:04 PM | #2 |
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Every once in awhile, have Rusev get into arguments with his valet and then have Rusev fart in his valet's face.
Rusev would be way over with the fans. |
03-26-2014, 10:26 PM | #3 |
the heartbreak king
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short answer: yes
long answer: oh hell yeah |
03-26-2014, 10:39 PM | #4 |
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Sounds like it would make him a childish jock bully character from an 80's movie. Like Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds.
So... yes. |
03-26-2014, 10:53 PM | #5 |
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It worked for Andre the Giant.
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03-26-2014, 11:10 PM | #6 |
it's really real meat
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if he did that: 1 year run
if he didn't do that 1 1/2 year run, with 10 months being on house shows |
03-26-2014, 11:28 PM | #7 |
Fire up Chips!
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Should pair him up with Natalya as she had a bit of a flatulence problem a while back.
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03-26-2014, 11:36 PM | #8 |
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Only if we do it ECW style and have him light them.
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03-26-2014, 11:53 PM | #9 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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Why the fuck not. It's not like I could care any less about him as it is. Although being the next Kozlov wouldn't be that bad if he ends up teaming with Santino and having tea parties in a bowler hat.
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03-27-2014, 04:54 AM | #10 |
Soundly Defeated Wadding
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What. No.
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03-27-2014, 06:33 AM | #11 |
Fire up Chips!
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Farting is serious business. I approve. Just farted myself just now. High five!
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03-27-2014, 07:28 AM | #12 |
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He'd be lucky to be Mike Knox
Mike Knox was the best |
03-27-2014, 07:45 AM | #13 |
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I agree that Alexander Rusev needs something. I've suggested in the past that they actually have him debut as a face. The foreign bad guy who gives you no reason to boo him other than he's not good with English and seems mean is pretty played out. It didn't even work for Cesaro when he had Aksana with him. It didn't work for Tensai before that.
Have Rusev save a face from a beat-down and emerge as a brute with a sense of honor. Lana can do the talking for him, and while she can seem shady, she ultimately knows what sort of cash-cow she has on her hands. She can also play damsel-in-distress in situations, and also remove clothing to pop the crowd. You can build up to Brock Lesnar vs. Alexander Rusev at SummerSlam or something, with Heyman vs. Lana as an added dynamic. Lana can cost Rusev the match there, not only costing Rusev his undefeated streak, but also breaking his heart in the process. |
03-27-2014, 01:49 PM | #14 |
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03-27-2014, 01:53 PM | #15 |
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03-27-2014, 02:08 PM | #16 |
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Farting would just make him into a bigger joke character than Kozlov was after a while.
Do agree that he needs something really unique about him since right now he feels as just another generic big man and the typical foreigner heel. No clue why the WWE felt the need to toss away all the previous stuff his character was about as part of the lead up to the main roster. |
03-27-2014, 02:22 PM | #17 |
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What was his character in NXT like?
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03-27-2014, 02:22 PM | #18 |
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Let me throw some gumbo in the pot.
Similar to Goldberg, have Rusev's entrance start backstage, traveling camera to the bathroom where Rusev is finishing up his protein packed dump. They could have Twitter integration to speculate what he ate that made him shit so good and have the results after his match. Did he wash his hands, does Lana like being pissed on? |
03-27-2014, 02:33 PM | #19 |
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Wait...Goldberg entrance + crop dusting. As he passes people they get knocked out from the stench.
Absolutely horrible. |
03-27-2014, 02:37 PM | #20 |
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He could take out a poop soaked toilet paper sheet from his tights and choke his opponent out with it, then cut a pretty sweet promo about TP conservation
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03-27-2014, 02:54 PM | #21 |
It's a blood match!
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IF the flatulence was audible then absolutely.
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03-28-2014, 08:54 AM | #22 |
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I would like to see Mike Knox get a spot on a reality show on the WWE Network featuring former WWE Superstars and Divas trying to earn their jobs back with the company. They can address some of the reasons why they might not have worked as big stars the first time around (worked, but perhaps with some shoot elements), and it could give us a chance to get to know some of these guys on a more personal level. If they end up making the cut, they earn a spot on NXT or something.
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03-28-2014, 11:51 AM | #23 |
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Feel like guys like Rusev should be debuted as a bodyguard or muscle of sorts. Give him to a heel as backup, and have him interfere in matches and keep him away from any actual official matches. Just have him built up as a legit badass who always saves whatever heel he's working for, then slowly build tension between the two, have Rusev beat the shit out of the heel, and let him branch off on his own.
Feel like this accomplishes two things; number one, it gets him on the main roster and give him a purpose, while keeping him away from talking and allows him to show off his strengths in limited exposure. And two, is he's helping some chicken shit heel win, say maybe Christian, he's going to eventually get over in some way, and that's only going to make his eventual departure into singles a better opportunity. |
03-28-2014, 11:24 PM | #24 |
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I can see the WWE giving Alexander Rusev the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal win. I don't want them to do that, but I can see them going that route. I'm not sure if I see him having the longevity as a character that would really warrant such a victory. It could be used on a more proven guy, or on someone that would explode from the victory.
That being said, and whilst this is another thing I don't necessarily want to happen -- Rusev has worked for The Authority in NXT before, beating down Xavier Woods a few times for starting that petition to get Big Show back on the roster late last year. If he's in cahoots with The Authority, or he's kayfabe smart enough to try and get into their good books -- it would make total sense for Rusev to attack Daniel Bryan during the Triple Threat Match as it looks like he is about to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Would it be frustrating to have Daniel Bryan fall short of the WWE Championship yet again? Absolutely. Is WrestleMania that appropriate place to put the World Title on Bryan? Yes, absolutely. Could the WWE jerk everyone's chain again and try and milk the chase even further? Stranger things have happened. If he cost Bryan the WWE World Title match in the main event of WrestleMania XXX, the heat for Rusev would be nuclear. Bryan would obviously be given some sort of grudge match against Rusev at Extreme Rules, which would likely be won by Bryan to bounce him back from his loss to Orton and Batista, and then he'd likely position himself for title contention again. Perhaps Rusev then moves onto a feud with a babyface Fandango, who is upset that his WrestleMania debut was upstaged? |
03-29-2014, 09:17 AM | #25 |
You can't teach that
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I would prefer if they just showed closeups of Lana's unbleached asshole farting everytime he wins.
He would be over as hell |
03-29-2014, 11:51 AM | #26 |
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This is true.
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03-29-2014, 11:53 AM | #27 |
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I just found out that Knux is still working for TNA and is playing a guy who left his amusement park-running family behind to ply himself at professional wrestling. The floods ruined it all for them and he's returned and is talking to some really hot chick that has her ass hanging out about trying to make amends.
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11-02-2017, 02:59 PM | #28 |
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Remember kids - I told ya so.
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11-04-2017, 08:03 PM | #29 |
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Has he started farting or is he the next Vladimir Kozlov?
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