12-07-2005, 01:37 PM | #1 |
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Shelton's "Mama" Is Coming
Looks like we are gonna have an interesting development in Shelton's character.
From wrestling-edge.com World Wrestling Entertainment sent out a casting call this week expressing its desire to find a woman to play "Shelton Benjamin's Mama" on the RAW brand. The ideal candidate would be in her 50s, black and heavyset with a "good personality." Assuming WWE goes through with the plan, the character will travel with the RAW brand for three to six months. |
12-07-2005, 01:38 PM | #2 |
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That's great
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12-07-2005, 01:40 PM | #3 |
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The new Cat?
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12-07-2005, 01:40 PM | #4 |
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12-07-2005, 01:42 PM | #5 |
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I'm not buying it.
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12-07-2005, 01:44 PM | #6 |
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Maybe they'll have him come to the ring eating fried chicken as well, to really drill home the point.
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12-07-2005, 01:44 PM | #7 |
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This should be awful...
Does anyone else in the WWE have their mother around? The only other example I can think of is Buff & Judy Bagwell. This was going so well in a "Benjamin is going to snap" deal, and it would have played out fine with SB coming out strong in a program with HBK. I don't know why, but I don't get good feelings about this at all. |
12-07-2005, 01:53 PM | #8 |
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LMAO @ Judy Bagwell.
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12-07-2005, 01:54 PM | #9 |
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hooray for racism!
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12-07-2005, 01:54 PM | #10 |
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12-07-2005, 02:14 PM | #11 |
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Fried chicken, have her love kool aid, and collect welfare checks/food stamps at the end of the week.
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12-07-2005, 02:16 PM | #12 |
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12-07-2005, 02:23 PM | #13 | |
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Perhaps they can do some Maury style paternity segments and we can try and find out who Shelton's daddy really is. Paternity tests = Ratings |
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12-07-2005, 02:25 PM | #14 |
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In six months we can expect something along the lines of:
"WWE have released Shelton Benjamin. We wish him the best in jobbing to Jeff Jarrett." |
12-07-2005, 02:32 PM | #15 |
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lol in 6 month we can expect
"The WWE have relseased Shelton Benjamin in order for Benjamin to concentrate on picking cotton" |
12-07-2005, 02:32 PM | #16 | |
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12-07-2005, 02:47 PM | #19 | |
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12-07-2005, 02:49 PM | #20 |
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ROFLMAO at this whole thread. That's just ridiculous.
I hope this doesn't turn Shelton into RAW's Booker T in that he has an annoying black lady behind him. |
12-07-2005, 02:49 PM | #21 |
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Also, they should call his mom "Momma Jemima."
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12-07-2005, 03:27 PM | #22 |
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Well maybe Sapphire had a daughter....
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12-07-2005, 03:27 PM | #23 |
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12-07-2005, 03:29 PM | #24 |
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12-07-2005, 03:41 PM | #25 |
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(Shelton starts to get beaten down in a match and NFL-like music plays. Shelton's mother comes out with a bowl of Chunky soup.)
Mama: EAT UP HUN! YOU'LL BE BIG AND STRONG IN NO TIME! (Shelton proceeds to eat the soup and beat the shit out of his opponent.) |
12-07-2005, 03:48 PM | #26 |
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If this is true then she'll be a stereotypical black moma and have her hair rolled up in curlers, she'll be wearing a night gown and a cardigan over it, she'll also wear tights (Or pantyhoes as some people call them) and slippers, and she'll have a rolling pin too.
She'll shout, C'MON SHELTON! MOMA IS VERY PROUD OF JOO! Very stereotypical. |
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12-07-2005, 04:02 PM | #28 | |
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12-07-2005, 04:02 PM | #29 |
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I would mark the fuck out if Charlie Haas dresses up as a heavyset black woman and actually gets the part.
VINCE McMAHON: She's got the black attitude with none of the colour...I like her. |
12-07-2005, 04:22 PM | #30 | |
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12-07-2005, 06:44 PM | #31 |
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Oh god I hope this isn't true.The WWE may be wrecking one of the future stars of the WWE if this plan goes ahead.Oh well it's their loss, stupid fucking retards they're.
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12-07-2005, 06:45 PM | #32 | |
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12-07-2005, 07:16 PM | #33 | |
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WWE is planning to do a spin-off of the Donavon McNabb and his mother soup commercials. As noted earlier in a post, WWE is looking for someone to play the role of Shelton's 'Mamma'. |
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12-07-2005, 07:22 PM | #34 | |
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12-07-2005, 07:47 PM | #35 | |
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12-07-2005, 08:00 PM | #36 | |
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12-07-2005, 09:45 PM | #37 |
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I think they're going to build on Kerwin's "If it's not white it's not right." And counter it with Shelton's, "If it's not black attack!"
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12-07-2005, 09:50 PM | #38 |
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A litlle part of me just died after reading this thread.
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12-07-2005, 10:37 PM | #39 | |
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12-07-2005, 10:39 PM | #40 |
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SOMEBODY CALL HIS MAMA!
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