05-19-2017, 04:35 PM | #1 |
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Bad Wrestling Jokes- lets do it!
shoot interviews for free : http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=1562931 Another quality shitty thread by The MAC |
05-19-2017, 06:39 PM | #2 |
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Why did Benoit miss the last ppv?
He wanted to stay home and hang with his family. |
05-19-2017, 06:41 PM | #3 |
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Owen Hart jokes often fall flat.
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05-19-2017, 07:13 PM | #4 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it is a long-term angle. |
05-19-2017, 07:24 PM | #5 |
King of Love and Piss
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Q: What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?
A: Oh Bubba, test the fries! |
05-19-2017, 07:25 PM | #6 |
King of Love and Piss
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What was Owen Hart's favorite movie?
Cable Guy |
05-19-2017, 07:28 PM | #7 |
King of Love and Piss
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Q: Why does Vince want to go to heaven?
A: Because he has no chance in hell |
05-19-2017, 07:31 PM | #8 |
King of Love and Piss
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Q: Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?
A: He couldn't sell Pedigree |
05-19-2017, 08:01 PM | #9 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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05-19-2017, 08:23 PM | #10 |
Fire up Chips!
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what was eddie guerrero's finishing move? Heart failure jajaja
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05-19-2017, 08:54 PM | #11 |
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05-19-2017, 08:58 PM | #12 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Is that something they say? Testify?
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05-19-2017, 09:45 PM | #13 |
TPWW Since '04
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Q:Why was al snow late for his match?
A:He was getting head. |
05-19-2017, 09:50 PM | #14 |
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Q. How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A. None. Light-bulb screwed Light-bulb. |
05-19-2017, 09:53 PM | #15 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Q: How many TNA fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Both of them. |
05-19-2017, 10:00 PM | #16 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Why was Cesaro depressed? He couldn't get into the swing of things.
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05-19-2017, 10:08 PM | #17 |
Fire up Chips!
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Whats Darren Young's new finishing move called? The fruit roll up
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05-19-2017, 10:13 PM | #18 |
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05-20-2017, 12:40 AM | #19 |
Rigged from the start
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05-20-2017, 04:32 AM | #20 |
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05-20-2017, 04:32 AM | #21 |
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And now I hate myself.
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05-20-2017, 04:39 AM | #22 |
I am the cheese
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This gimmick was created because of the catch phrase, it is not remnant of the gimmick.
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05-20-2017, 05:23 AM | #23 |
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05-20-2017, 05:25 AM | #24 |
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John Cena was given a magician gimmick based on an actual disappearing act he could do where people literally could not see him.
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05-20-2017, 06:35 AM | #25 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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05-20-2017, 12:44 PM | #26 |
I am the cheese
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05-20-2017, 04:47 PM | #27 |
Feeling Oof-y
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All over the place with that description of D-Von's character history.
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05-20-2017, 04:55 PM | #28 |
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05-20-2017, 09:58 PM | #29 |
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How many times did Tony Shiveonay say this was the greatest night in the history of our sport?
Asking the booking committee. |
05-21-2017, 05:26 PM | #30 |
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Stone Cold and Sandman started their own Beer Company, but they never actually sold any beer.
Every time someone is thrown through a window, they end up in the lower mid card and go crazy. Everytime BRAUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN goes out to eat, he isn't finished untill after they run out of food. |
05-21-2017, 08:59 PM | #31 |
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Why did the Red Rooster cross the road?
Bc hes a chicken Why did Ravishing Rick insult his wife? Bc hes rude Why was Rick Martel given the employee of the year award? Bc he was a model employee How did Dino Bravo die? He got smoked Why did Hillbilly Jim molest his neighbors kid? Bc hes from Kentucky |
05-23-2017, 01:52 PM | #32 |
Gets Hardcore in the gym
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Why did the Carter family sell TNA?
Because they couldn't afford Dixie Land |
05-23-2017, 01:55 PM | #33 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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What was Dennis Stamp's favorite fruit? Dates.
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