04-11-2018, 09:56 PM | #1 |
Triple A
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Counted the number of guys on the WWE roster that have facial hair
83% of the main (male) roster in WWE has facial hair... Doesn't matter... Facial hair / beards are "in" now, etc. This is not a "commentary" about anything.
Just was looking at the wwe.com roster page and noticed that almost everyone had facial hair so decided to count them. 72 had facial hair (83%) 15 did not (a couple of others were n/a and had lucha masks and stuff) No Facial Hair Bobby Lashley Brock Lesnar Chad Gable Dolph Ziggler Epico Colon Goldust Jason Jordan John Cena Kane Kurt Angle R-Truth Shelton Benjamin The Miz (Has facial hair in his roster pic, but typically doesn't) TJP Tyler Breeze Facial Hair Aiden English AJ Styles Akam Akira Tozawa Apollo Ariya Daivari Baron Corbin Big Cass Big E Big Show Bo Dallas Bobby Roode Braun Strowman Bray Wyatt Cedric Alexander Cesaro Chris Jericho Curt Hawkins Curtis Axel Daniel Bryan Dash Wilder Dean Ambrose Drew Gulak Elias Fandango Finn Balor Gentleman Jack Gallagher Harper Heath Slater Jeff Hardy Jey Uso Jimmy Uso Jinder Mahal Kalisto Karl Anderson Kevin Owens Kofi Kingston Konnor Lince Dorado Luke Gallows Mark Andrews Matt Hardy Mike Kanellis Mojo Rawley Mustafa Ali Neville No Way Jose Noam Dar Primo Colon Randy Orton Rezar Rhyno Roman Reigns Rowan Rusev Sami Zayn Samir Singh Samoa Joe Scott Dawson Seth Rollins Sheamus Shinsuke Nakamura Sunil Singh The Brian Kendrick Titus O'Neil Tony Nese Triple H Tye Dillinger Undertaker Viktor Xavier Woods Zack Ryder Last edited by Triple A; 04-12-2018 at 02:53 AM. |
04-11-2018, 10:12 PM | #2 |
Loque Ja
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Please move Drew Gulak to "facial hair"..... he has had a beard for a few months now because now he is "serious"
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04-11-2018, 10:15 PM | #3 |
Triple A
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OK cheers
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04-11-2018, 10:18 PM | #4 |
Triple A
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Just added Akam and Rezar to the Facial Hair list also. They were not listed on the main roster on wwe.com.
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04-11-2018, 10:19 PM | #5 |
Triple A
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Have to add Lashley (No Facial Hair) and No Way Jose (Facial Hair) also
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04-11-2018, 10:26 PM | #6 |
Triple A
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NXT RESULTS:
30 had facial hair (81%) 7 did not No Facial Hair EC3 Nick Miller (Though he does have a 5 o'clock shadow...) Pete Dunne Riddick Moss Roderick Strong Tino Sabbatelli Velveteen Dream Facial Hair Adam Cole Aleister Black Alexander Wolfe Andrade "Cien" Almas Angelo Dawkins Bobby Fish Buddy Murphy Cezar Bononi Danny Burch Drew McIntyre Eric Young Fabian Aichner Hanson Johnny Gargano Kassius Ohno Killian Dain Kyle O'Reilly Lars Sullivan Lio Rush (Though only a small goatee...) Montez Ford Oney Lorcan Otis Dozovic Ricochet Rowe Shane Thorne Tommaso Ciampa Trent Seven Tucker Knight Tyler Bate Wesley Blake |
04-11-2018, 10:27 PM | #7 |
President of Freedonia
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Find it funny that they had to remove Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn from the roster page to maintain kayfabe whilst still keeping Neville who has been gone since September.
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04-11-2018, 10:29 PM | #8 |
Triple A
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Cheers... Two more on the Facial Hair list.
Please submit any additions or corrections you may have to these lists. Thank you, everyone. |
04-12-2018, 01:57 PM | #9 |
Curtis
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They need to rehire Snitsky, he has a very bad ass beard now.
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04-12-2018, 02:50 PM | #10 |
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Damn I can't remember Ambrose having facial hair...
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04-12-2018, 02:58 PM | #11 |
Cranky Kong
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Ambrose has a bit more than a 5 o'clock shadow. Scruffy beard.
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04-12-2018, 03:10 PM | #12 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Does Shane count as a wrestler?
He wrestles. |
04-12-2018, 03:17 PM | #13 |
Cranky Kong
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You guys are actually looking at these lists?
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04-12-2018, 03:25 PM | #14 |
Triple A
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04-12-2018, 03:32 PM | #15 |
Cranky Kong
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Scanning for omissions though?
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04-12-2018, 03:42 PM | #16 |
Triple A
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Just have to remember that Shane McMahon doesn't have facial hair and glance at the "No Facial Hair" list between R-Truth and Shelton Benjamin...
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04-12-2018, 03:46 PM | #17 | |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Quote:
I don't even know half the WWE roster, but Shane just immediately sprung to mind, because qualifying him as a wrestler might be "controversial". Then again, this thread doesn't specifically say "wrestles", just "roster" and I assume he is on it. |
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04-12-2018, 03:48 PM | #18 |
Cranky Kong
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Don't you ellipsis me, Triple A.
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04-12-2018, 05:43 PM | #19 |
2 Dicks out for Trips
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Roman should go clean shaven...couldn't hurt.
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04-12-2018, 06:33 PM | #20 |
Prince Of The Forum
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Has John Cena actually ever had Facial Hair?
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04-12-2018, 06:40 PM | #21 |
Cranky Kong
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It would have been cool if Cena grew a disheveled beard while desperately trying to get on the Wrestlemania card, but I guess that's behind us now.
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04-12-2018, 11:43 PM | #22 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Yes, I know this is photoshopped. |
04-13-2018, 12:04 AM | #23 |
Cranky Kong
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