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11-27-2017, 08:28 AM | #1 |
Cranky Kong
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Can we appreciate the mother fucking Usos for a minute?
These dudes go dumb hard. Even when they were buttermilk babyfaces, they were churning out five stars like nobodies business, and now that they're heel and seemingly closer to themselves, they're essentially untouchable. These boys are the fucking truth. I could watch their matches all day, every day. So fucking good. We can sit here and talk about how stupid the Universal title sounds, or we can appreciate what we have.
God bless The Usos. |
11-27-2017, 08:36 AM | #2 |
Trickster Demon
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They blocked me on twitter b/c I said they were bland and boring like 2 yrs ago.
Now they r cool tho. A great tag team. |
11-27-2017, 08:47 AM | #3 |
Cranky Kong
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Fuck your Twitter, bitch. Usos are dope as fuck. That's your fault.
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11-27-2017, 09:02 AM | #4 |
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The Usos are amazing, and it's a huge disservice to them that their best and really ONLY competition in the SDL tag division is New Day.
Is it really so hard to build teams as legit credible threats? The Usos constantly tear the roof off with great matches and promos. |
11-27-2017, 09:02 AM | #5 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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I was oping this would be a thread about mullets. Like with every other thread I guess.
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11-27-2017, 09:04 AM | #6 |
Fire up Chips!
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The Uso on the left is real good. He carries the team.
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11-27-2017, 09:05 AM | #7 |
Cranky Kong
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You guys fucking suck. Appreciate The Usos right now.
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11-27-2017, 09:10 AM | #8 |
Trickster Demon
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They are good now
They used to be boring and bad Now they are good and have cool matches tho |
11-27-2017, 09:13 AM | #9 |
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11-27-2017, 09:12 AM | #10 |
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I do. It's the rest of the SDL tag roster I don't appreciate, New Day aside.
At this point, The Usos should just be SDL Tag champs for life. |
11-27-2017, 09:16 AM | #11 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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11-28-2017, 07:27 PM | #12 |
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Hype Bros
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11-29-2017, 06:12 AM | #13 |
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11-27-2017, 09:13 AM | #14 |
Let me talk to ya
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Always liked the Usos.
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11-27-2017, 09:16 AM | #15 |
President of Freedonia
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The Usos had some good matches including bangers with The Wyatts back in 2014 but even when they were having good matches it was tough for me to fully invest because they just had such boring personalities and the crowd wound up turning on them since they tried to play up the family relationship with Reigns.
For my money they've been the most improved act since the brand split. Really being able to show off their personality. So fucking good as heels, and having killer matches all the time. |
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11-27-2017, 01:34 PM | #17 |
b/c 5 is better than 4
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My thoughts exactly. No one has shined more. Carmella & Braun Strowman a very distant second and third.
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11-27-2017, 09:17 AM | #18 |
Cranky Kong
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I liked their debut when they were like "we're not typical Samoans", then they were turned face and made into typical Samoans. Matches have always been stellar, but now they're shit hot.
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11-27-2017, 10:02 AM | #19 |
President of Freedonia
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I remember Tamina being with them and immediately thinking she was the drizzling shits/would be shocked if she was still there in a year. And yet here we are 7 years later.
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11-27-2017, 09:30 AM | #20 |
Trickster Demon
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Probably the best tag team in the E currently
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11-27-2017, 09:37 AM | #21 |
Cranky Kong
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When you feel the hairs standin up on the back of yo neck, it's not paranoia, NO!!!!
IT'S THE USOS!!! Promo game sick too. |
11-27-2017, 09:39 AM | #22 |
Trickster Demon
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The Uso's are currently 'that team' who I think are doing amazing in-ring work and should get a big pay-off for it, which usually when I feel that way about a wrestler/tag team they somehow end up lucky to make the WM pre-show. :/
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11-27-2017, 09:50 AM | #23 |
Cranky Kong
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Fuck your negativity. I'm talking Uso props right now.
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11-27-2017, 09:54 AM | #24 |
King of Love and Piss
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I WANT TO BE SPITROASTED BY THE USOS!
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11-27-2017, 09:56 AM | #25 |
Do Unto Others...
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The Usos are outstanding. I loathe the current WWE system that keeps tag teams in the middle and away from key players, because they work, talk and act in a way I'd want to focus on more. Hook them up against Owens and Zayn for the tag titles, or have them as heels working with AJ/Naka to build up their eventual showdown...
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11-27-2017, 10:01 AM | #26 |
Reigning Tipsters Champ!
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I watched Survivor Series, which was my first event since Mania. Got an offer for 3 months of the network for 99 cents.
Hard to believe how well rounded the Usos look and act now. Always good to watch wrestle, they were boring and dull before. Now, great personality, great look and they have a swagger and confidence that makes them look so legit. Seem to have even perfected their ring style and do a lot more stuff with personality and swagger now. They looked awesome. Big fan, and made me want to see a heel Reigns backed up by these guys even more. Would be a real modern and progressive heel group and I think they would help Reigns look legit |
11-27-2017, 10:02 AM | #27 |
Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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i want to see Authors of Pain vs Usos.
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11-27-2017, 01:36 PM | #28 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Uso's have never been boring Usss. Deserved the ban from the Uso Penitentiary
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11-27-2017, 01:37 PM | #29 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Where's Ryback now?
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11-28-2017, 07:15 AM | #30 |
BAY BAY
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11-27-2017, 01:53 PM | #31 |
Cranky Kong
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What does Ryback have to do with anything?
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11-27-2017, 01:56 PM | #32 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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The Usos constantly put on incredible matches with pretty much whoever they work with. I didn't really like them as faces but they were still great in ring. Now they are just incredible. Always entertained by them at this point.
And while it does suck that the only credible threat to them is The New Day, I don't necessarily mind that. Both teams are awesome and they tear down the house when they work together. |
11-27-2017, 01:59 PM | #33 |
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I don't understand this Uso Penitentiary thing nor the day oneish thing at all. They act like hardened gangstas when they are he furthest from it. However, they are putting on pretty solid matches and are getting better on the mic so I am liking them.
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11-27-2017, 02:28 PM | #34 |
Cranky Kong
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The Usos penitentiary was bred from a promo. "DAY ONE ISH" means that they have been down with each other since birth. As they are twins. Born together. Say they're not hard if you want, but either of them would fuck you up in a fight.
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11-27-2017, 02:35 PM | #35 |
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I didn't know they were twins. I mean, they look a tad alike, but pretty much the same way as every Samoan looks like another Samoan.
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11-27-2017, 02:40 PM | #36 |
Fire up Chips!
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11-27-2017, 03:02 PM | #37 |
Cranky Kong
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Are you serious? The only reason they even look a little different now is because they've been making a concentrated effort to differentiate between Jimmy and Jey so that Shisen stops calling them both "the Uso on the left". Didn't they used to pull "the ol' switcheroo" in their initial heel run? "Twin Magic", if you will?
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11-27-2017, 02:39 PM | #39 |
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Fuckin a, we can totally talk about how great the Usos are.
In addition to what's been said, I'm really into their current theme. I also love that they call everyone uce. |
11-27-2017, 03:05 PM | #40 |
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