02-01-2018, 11:00 PM | #1 |
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Who is the Worst Full Time Wrestler you've ever seen
I'm drunk, so you're getting random thought threads.
Who's the worst full time wrestler you've ever seen. I'm not talking about Jenny Morasca or Queen Sharmell. I've pretty much spent the past 3 years watching old late 70's/early 80's wrestling. Especially old WWWF/WWF. Jesse Ventura is the worst wrestler I've ever seen. Worse the Giant Gonzales. He's fucking horrendous. Unwatchable horrendous. |
02-01-2018, 11:11 PM | #2 |
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Lex Luger or Paul Roma. Fucking garbage
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02-01-2018, 11:12 PM | #3 |
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Awww Roma was great
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02-01-2018, 11:13 PM | #4 |
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No he wasn't. He sucked.
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02-01-2018, 11:15 PM | #5 |
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Mantaur was pretty garbage too
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02-01-2018, 11:16 PM | #6 |
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Nikky Chance was also very shit
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02-01-2018, 11:45 PM | #7 |
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Axl Rotten was pretty awful, I can't think of a single move in his arsenal besides hitting people over the head hardway with random objects.
Personal bias, but I don't think I've ever enjoyed an Alberto Del Rio match. All of his offense is retarded-looking, he can't get over for anything besides cheap heat in condescending to the crowd, and he's always had that bullshit "I'm not going to sell anything or make anything look good, because I know I'm a legit badass in real life" mentality. Every other wrestler on earth taps out in submissions - Alberto slaps the mat once because he's so so Legit Hard |
02-01-2018, 11:50 PM | #8 |
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I still don't understand how/why Paul Roma was in the Horsemen
Anyway its a toss up between Sandman and Ultimate Warrior for me |
02-01-2018, 11:54 PM | #9 |
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I'm assuming you're talking strictly in-ring work.
Khali is the obvious answer. And probably the correct one. |
02-01-2018, 11:56 PM | #10 |
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I think Khali might actually be better than Jackie Gayda.
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02-02-2018, 12:04 AM | #11 |
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I thought about Jackie Gayda but I think if it wasn't for that one atrocious match, she probably wouldn't come up. Khali may not have had a match that was as memorably bad as that but that's only because he could barely move. Tough to botch much when you're just limping around and chopping people in the head.
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02-02-2018, 12:09 AM | #12 |
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I'm drunk. Worst full-time wrestler i've ever seen? Don't know what a few cunts on ignore have said before me but I'll give it a go.
Psycho Sid. Great look and visual but just never really was there for the in-ring and speaking. Shit the bed as it were. |
02-02-2018, 12:14 AM | #13 |
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STD being a biased asshole toward Sid.
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02-02-2018, 12:20 AM | #14 |
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Does Nathan Jones count as full time?
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02-02-2018, 12:40 AM | #15 |
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Knobs and saggs
Public enemy Dave Sullivan nearly all mid 00s divas David flair Off the top of my head |
02-02-2018, 12:49 AM | #16 |
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Nailz, Mabel, Luger, Nathan Jones, Psycho Sid, Khali, Giant Gonzalez
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02-02-2018, 01:03 AM | #17 |
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Giant Gonzalez
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02-02-2018, 01:12 AM | #18 |
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Toss up between Viscera and Giant Gonzalez although probably could think of worse ones with some real effort put into this.
Like Kelly Kelly was pretty terrible overall but at least she can do a couple moves well. Bastion Booger was also pretty terrible and ... well I can't think of anything good about him off the top of my head. |
02-02-2018, 02:30 AM | #19 |
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That guy that got tackled by Gronkowski but I've already forgot his name.
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02-02-2018, 02:33 AM | #20 |
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02-02-2018, 02:34 AM | #21 |
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02-02-2018, 02:40 AM | #22 |
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STD has half the brain Sid does.
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02-02-2018, 09:06 AM | #23 |
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Sandman always stuck with me. He had charisma and a great entrance but literally everything he did in the ring looked so awkward and unnatural. Probably cause he was drunk while doing it, which is crazy to think about now.
He is definitely the worst "mobile" guy with a long, prominent career I can think of |
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02-02-2018, 10:47 AM | #25 |
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Sandman's a good choice. Paul Heyman himself said that he was one of the worst wrestlers he's ever seen, and that Jim Fullington himself would be the first to admit it.
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02-02-2018, 11:04 AM | #26 |
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Tamina
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02-02-2018, 11:08 AM | #27 |
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Mongo McMichael, if he doesn't count as full time then Honky Tonk Man.
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02-02-2018, 11:17 AM | #28 |
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How has nobody said Buff Bagwell.
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02-02-2018, 11:19 AM | #29 |
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02-02-2018, 12:24 PM | #30 |
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I agree with Luger. He was shit and his torture rack looked pretty awful.
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02-02-2018, 12:39 PM | #31 |
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02-02-2018, 12:41 PM | #32 |
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02-02-2018, 12:42 PM | #33 |
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Luger is way better than people give him credit for.
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02-02-2018, 12:44 PM | #34 |
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He's good at killing Miss Elizabeth that's about it. He fucking sucked
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02-02-2018, 01:17 PM | #35 |
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Lex Express.
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02-02-2018, 01:19 PM | #36 |
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02-02-2018, 02:27 PM | #37 |
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02-02-2018, 03:17 PM | #38 |
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1988 Lex Luger was really good. Also really liked Lex in 96 pre NWO. He and Sting were a team and Lex would act like a face when Sting was watching him, but as soon as Sting would stop looking Lex would act like a heel lol.
Lex also had a weird habit of grabbing at his junk during his matches/interviews early in his WCW career lol |
02-02-2018, 03:20 PM | #39 |
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Luger does not belong in this discussion.
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02-02-2018, 06:40 PM | #40 |
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I watched a bunch of AWA shows when they were on ESPN and they had this guy for a few shows named Rocky Mountain Thunder. My God.
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