04-15-2018, 11:21 PM | #1 |
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Cena dumped by Nikki Bella
Reports say it was due to his little penis.
It dont matter who did what to who at this point. The fact is, we went to war. And now there aint no going back. It's what war is you know? Once you're in it, you're in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie, but we gotta fight! |
04-15-2018, 11:29 PM | #2 |
MVP Mark
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RIP
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04-15-2018, 11:31 PM | #3 |
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04-15-2018, 11:38 PM | #4 |
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hopefully this means we don't see her on TV anymore
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04-15-2018, 11:47 PM | #5 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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My money is on her starting to date Roman.
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04-16-2018, 12:08 AM | #6 |
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Legit sad. Cena is a classy individual and it sucks that the two are separating.
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04-16-2018, 12:16 AM | #7 |
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It was probably all for a tv series to start with -- and was never a legit thing -- I wouldn't get too sad.
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04-16-2018, 12:28 AM | #8 |
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I'd let John Cena crowbar my vagina until I couldn't see him.
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04-16-2018, 01:00 AM | #9 |
"Let's-a go!"
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THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL.
Man, what is with this place? I come on here to discuss wrestling in a classy and respectful manner and this is the type of post that I have to read? I think I'm going to be sick. Where are we at in society when these types of comments are not only tolerated, but are championed by the powers that be? Like or dislike Cena, he has given his blood, sweat, and tears to the business and deserves a lot of respect during what I imagine to be is a trying time for him. |
04-16-2018, 01:01 AM | #10 |
"Let's-a go!"
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04-16-2018, 01:26 AM | #11 |
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better get used to it Luigi
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04-16-2018, 01:33 AM | #12 | |
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04-16-2018, 01:38 AM | #13 |
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04-16-2018, 02:05 AM | #15 |
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I would tag team Dolph Ziggler and John Cena until they couldn’t see me or get a push.
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04-16-2018, 02:19 AM | #16 |
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I just think its lame they announced this on Rusev Day.
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04-16-2018, 02:21 AM | #17 |
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Also, since Cena has a thing for brunettes in the business. Who do you think he's going with now?
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04-16-2018, 02:31 AM | #18 |
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I think their relationship was legit, but I wouldn't rule out that whole marriage proposal last year being a publicity stunt.
Or this break up could be a publicity stunt. Or maybe now that he's a movie star, he's realized his groupies will be much hotter than the ring rats of wrestling, and he wants to get his dick wet. Or maybe he has a small penis. |
04-16-2018, 02:32 AM | #19 |
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John Cena is a big boy and Nikki Bella is a big girl. I'm sure they understood the (public) nature of their relationship.
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04-16-2018, 03:10 AM | #20 |
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04-16-2018, 03:27 AM | #21 |
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04-16-2018, 03:33 AM | #22 |
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That practice started decades ago to help hide closeted actors from being non-bankable stars -- was adapted by many straight actors as well. Any celeb couple you see covered by US Weekly, People, etc. is likely more for 'branding' than a actual relationship (mostly).
It's pretty much how Taylor Swift stays in gossip magazines/pop culture when she isn't making 'meh' pop songs. |
04-16-2018, 05:42 AM | #23 |
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I wonder if the WWE would allow The Miz to comment on this? Last year, Cena and Bella absolutely buried The Miz and Maryse in a scathing one-sided promo. The WWE loves worked-shoots and so I do wonder if they would choose to go this route.
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04-16-2018, 06:43 AM | #24 |
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Cena's Instagram is pretty depressing.
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04-16-2018, 06:49 AM | #25 |
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I don't really like to comment on the personal lives of wrestlers (I suppose I am like Luigi, a fan for over 20 years, in that regard), but the stories that have just inevitably become public about how he's not in a good position with money -- especially given he is still the WWE's biggest star and that he's breaking out in Hollywood -- are just...unbelievable. He doesn't seem as on top of the world as he should. Hopefully he has some fun, unwinds and conquers himself again.
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04-16-2018, 06:57 AM | #26 |
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Maybe Elias got his payback by getting Nikki to take a walk with him.
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04-16-2018, 07:06 AM | #27 |
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lol maybe a less crass version of this could be correct. The Hollywood stuff may have opened his eyes and he wants to branch out. Not just with the ladiesssSSSss but perhaps in some way, he felt Nikki was holding him back, and he wants to start a new life.
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04-16-2018, 07:31 AM | #28 |
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Or maybe they just grew apart because that happens. Honestly, it's got be hard "finding love" (if that's their goal) in the industry they're in. There's lots of fickle things, money, fame, opportunity and other people involved. It'd be a challenge.
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04-16-2018, 08:23 AM | #29 |
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Cena should hook up w Alexa
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04-16-2018, 08:35 AM | #30 |
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04-16-2018, 08:38 AM | #31 |
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Who cares?
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04-16-2018, 08:43 AM | #32 |
WOOOOOOOOO!
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ZOMG LOLZ maybe now I'll have a chance with Nikki!!!!!1111 oh wait, won't impact my life in the least. Sucks, I guess.
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04-16-2018, 08:55 AM | #33 |
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04-16-2018, 09:01 AM | #34 |
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The same Ohio Valley Wrestling now owned by a clearly not on steroids Al Snow?
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04-16-2018, 09:05 AM | #35 |
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04-16-2018, 09:20 AM | #36 |
boop/bop/beep
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04-16-2018, 10:52 AM | #38 |
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I expect Bryan do get depushed now.
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04-16-2018, 11:22 AM | #39 |
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Hard for any couples to stay together in movie biz. Working with new beautiful actresses every 3-4 months, spending long days together. Likes of Chris Pratt got big and girl got dumped. Channing Tatum just freed himself too.
Not saying it is always the men, but usually men are much more commitment shy than women. Cena has seen what's out there and wants a go at it, imo. |
04-16-2018, 11:32 AM | #40 |
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Probably tired of being seen single in public with the invisible man.
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