05-09-2018, 12:15 AM | #41 |
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"It's so funny, Renee. I didn't even realize that sodomy still counted as incest until I got mocked mercilessly in the military and was sent to get psychiatric evaluation."
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05-09-2018, 05:16 AM | #42 |
I W C DEEZ NUTZ!
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"My sister used to make me up some'a them French fried potaters, mmmhmmm. Wouldn't let me have none of em 'til I did her warsh though."
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05-09-2018, 11:30 AM | #43 |
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Renee, did I ever tell you about the time my career was ruined by god awful interviews that destined me to fail?
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05-09-2018, 01:22 PM | #44 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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Bobby Lashley grew up in a cult and lacks all social awareness and skills confirmed:
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05-09-2018, 05:52 PM | #45 |
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Renee, when I was 12, my sisters bleacher my hair with hydrocloric acid while I slept, clonked out from Momma’s sleeping pills, which they slippped into the refrigerated cat urine they told me was pineapple juice. By the end of the week, my hair had fallen out and it never grew back. Sisters, right?
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05-09-2018, 07:41 PM | #46 |
Rigged from the start
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05-09-2018, 07:41 PM | #47 |
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Something is up with this interview he goes from I had a very loving family to describe being tortured by his family something's amiss
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05-09-2018, 07:43 PM | #48 |
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As I said earlier, I got weird JR/Mankind vibes from it. Like this is going to degenerate into Bobby Lashley being completely bonkers. But the thing, it's probably not. I think it's just a bad tone.
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05-09-2018, 07:46 PM | #49 |
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"I'll tell you one experience Renee that was an absolute hoot my sisters took and old splintery board and ran my fingernails across and back and forth and back and forth. Then they made me dip my fingers in a bowl of lemon juice and salt because I wouldn't stop crying. The laughs we shared over that"
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05-09-2018, 07:52 PM | #50 |
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"Renee, you want to know something else about me? My sisters still call me Bertie as a silly nickname. When we were growing up, they used to put me in their hand-me-down dresses they had rolled in the dirt, and told me that I was their sister. Kids can be so funny."
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05-14-2018, 09:57 PM | #51 |
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Bumping this because Bobby Lashley's sisters are coming to Raw next week.
"You know, Renee, my sisters were always very concerned about my health. When I had a stuffy nose for a few days, they made me snort Goo Gone. Now I can't smell or taste anything, but by golly, I don't have snot problems any more." |
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Quote:
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05-14-2018, 11:40 PM | #53 |
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"Bobby's Sisters" chant on Raw, best chant ever
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