TPWW Survivor XXX - Bludgeon me softly, brother. But make it quick.

**Ultra Mantis** · 04-27-2018, 06:45 PM

Rules:

Everybody selects somebody from the WWE roster, no duplicates allowed. If the contest hasn't yet started, you can change your selection once by making a new post saying you're changing your selection (don't just edit your original post).
Your wrestler is eliminated if he or she submits or is pinned during a televised match on Raw, SmackDown, 205 Live, Main Event or a Network (formerly PPV) event. Disqualifications, count outs, or being eliminated from a battle royal / Royal Rumble does not cause elimination. In multi-man matches (tag, triple threat, etc.), only the person who is pinned or submits is out. NXT does not count and NXT exclusive wrestlers are wasted picks. Main roster WWE Network Specials (ie. Tribute to the Troops) DO count.
In the event of a match finishing via KNOCKOUT, the Small Council of Elders have met and come to the majority decision that from season XXVII onwards a KNOCKOUT will count as an ELIMINATION. This will effectively be a slight nerf to the character Roman Reigns.
Your wrestler will also be eliminated if he or she goes three weeks without having a televised match in a WWE ring for any reason whatsoever (injury, future endeavors, etc.). There is a constant countdown going on from your wrestler's last match, so even if bad luck happens - you can still potentially win as long as everyone else loses in that span. In the event of two or more competitors being eliminated on the same day due to this rule and that impacting on podium positions (rank 1-3), the wrestler positions will be determined by time of last performance (meaning main eventing is more valuable than opening). In addition, the three week ruling will occur at the end of a show if one is running concurrent to the cut off date, meaning anyone who loses on the show will place lower than whoever gets three week'd. If you suffer a ban for the length of the game you will be disqualified.
If you win you get your choice of either first pick next season or two picks for the next season. If you take the option of two picks, you must wait until at least three other people have selected in order to prevent you from becoming The Skippord. If you are inactive upon winning to the creation of the next season, you will not get first pick and instead get 2 picks. In accordance with previous versions of this rule, new seasons will only be created after a minimum wait period of two days.
A wrestler must be an active participant in a match for it to reset the three-week timer. Lumberjacks, special referees, managers, "enforcers," guest commentators, etc. do NOT count.

Sign-ups are allowed until the start of the pre-show of the 6th May 2018 edition of WWE Backlash at the start of the pre-show, in the beginning of this night, right then, on Sunday, May 6, on this day, eliminations will be eliminated, starting on this show, on the WWE television, in the genesis of McGillicutty.

Winning wrestlers must sit out 3 seasons before returning. Dirty Dean Ambrose is out for winning Season 27. Sheltyn Benjymans is out for winning Season 28. (Redacted) Harper is out for winning Season 29.

I will be participating in the game, but in the interest of fairness, I won't make my pick until at least ten wrestlers have been chosen and will then probably just waste my pick on Fandango.

For winning season XXIX, Helmsphere has opted to cash in his 2 for 1 SURVIVOR Coupon and will be waiting in the wings to swoop in and take TWO picks, once at least three selections have been made. Who will he choose? Dango and Breeze.

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Test Subjects

Shaun of the Dead

WINNER Braun Strowman - Gertner - Last wrestled 2/7 Raw

22. Big Cass - Droford - Submitted to Daniel Bryan 6/5 Backlash
21. Samoa Joe - owenbrown - Pinned by "THE SLOPDOG" Roman Reigns 6/5 Backlash
20. Elias - Sixx - Pinned by Bob Roode 7/5 Raw
19. Jeff Hardy - mike adamle - Pinned by The Miz 8/5 Smackdown
18. Daniel Bryan - Brother Vito - Pinned by Rusev 6/5 Smackdown
17. Curt Hawkins - Cool King - Pinned by Zack Ryder 11/5 Main Event
16. Fandango - Ultra Mantis - Fuck this company 14/5 Raw is Snore LAME ZzzzZZZzzzz
15. Asuka - Helmsphere - 3 week'd 27/5
=. Eric Young - Savio - 3 week'd 27/5
=. (Redacted) Rowan - STD - 3 week'd 27/5
12. Carmella - DAMNiNATOR - 3 week'd 27/5
11. Rusev - DaveWadding - 3 week'd 29/5
10. Bobby Lashley - Helmsphere - Drugged, bound to a chair by his sisters and forced to watch Raw on a loop, resulting in a 3 weeking 4/6
9. Akam - KaosDarksol - 3 week'd 8/6
=. Rezar - Lock Jaw - 3 week'd 8/6
7. Andrade Cien Almas - Emperor S. Meatball - 3 week'd 12/6
=. Luke Gallows - Simple Fan - 3 week'd 12/6
5. Shinsuke Nakamura - Arrogance - Kicked in the nuts [KO] by AJ Styles 17/6 MITB
4. (NPC Infinite Intergalactic Undefeated Champion x3) Cedric Alexander - Maluco - SHOCKINGLY AND SUDDENLY 3 week'd 19/6
3. Roman Reigns - teamXtremist - Pinned by Dash Wilder 25/6 Raw
2. Bray Wyatt - RP - Really messed this one up Bray but at least you didn't job to Bo Dallas 10/7

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The Unchosen Ones

SPOILER: show

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04-27-2018, 06:45 PM	#1
Ultra Mantis Grim Fandango Posts: 5,192	TPWW Survivor XXX - Bludgeon me softly, brother. But make it quick. Rules: Everybody selects somebody from the WWE roster, no duplicates allowed. If the contest hasn't yet started, you can change your selection once by making a new post saying you're changing your selection (don't just edit your original post). Your wrestler is eliminated if he or she submits or is pinned during a televised match on Raw, SmackDown, 205 Live, Main Event or a Network (formerly PPV) event. Disqualifications, count outs, or being eliminated from a battle royal / Royal Rumble does not cause elimination. In multi-man matches (tag, triple threat, etc.), only the person who is pinned or submits is out. NXT does not count and NXT exclusive wrestlers are wasted picks. Main roster WWE Network Specials (ie. Tribute to the Troops) DO count. In the event of a match finishing via KNOCKOUT, the Small Council of Elders have met and come to the majority decision that from season XXVII onwards a KNOCKOUT will count as an ELIMINATION. This will effectively be a slight nerf to the character Roman Reigns. Your wrestler will also be eliminated if he or she goes three weeks without having a televised match in a WWE ring for any reason whatsoever (injury, future endeavors, etc.). There is a constant countdown going on from your wrestler's last match, so even if bad luck happens - you can still potentially win as long as everyone else loses in that span. In the event of two or more competitors being eliminated on the same day due to this rule and that impacting on podium positions (rank 1-3), the wrestler positions will be determined by time of last performance (meaning main eventing is more valuable than opening). In addition, the three week ruling will occur at the end of a show if one is running concurrent to the cut off date, meaning anyone who loses on the show will place lower than whoever gets three week'd. If you suffer a ban for the length of the game you will be disqualified. If you win you get your choice of either first pick next season or two picks for the next season. If you take the option of two picks, you must wait until at least three other people have selected in order to prevent you from becoming The Skippord. If you are inactive upon winning to the creation of the next season, you will not get first pick and instead get 2 picks. In accordance with previous versions of this rule, new seasons will only be created after a minimum wait period of two days. A wrestler must be an active participant in a match for it to reset the three-week timer. Lumberjacks, special referees, managers, "enforcers," guest commentators, etc. do NOT count. Sign-ups are allowed until the start of the pre-show of the 6th May 2018 edition of WWE Backlash at the start of the pre-show, in the beginning of this night, right then, on Sunday, May 6, on this day, eliminations will be eliminated, starting on this show, on the WWE television, in the genesis of McGillicutty. Winning wrestlers must sit out 3 seasons before returning. Dirty Dean Ambrose is out for winning Season 27. Sheltyn Benjymans is out for winning Season 28. (Redacted) Harper is out for winning Season 29. I will be participating in the game, but in the interest of fairness, I won't make my pick until at least ten wrestlers have been chosen and will then probably just waste my pick on Fandango. For winning season XXIX, Helmsphere has opted to cash in his 2 for 1 SURVIVOR Coupon and will be waiting in the wings to swoop in and take TWO picks, once at least three selections have been made. Who will he choose? Dango and Breeze. ==================================== Test Subjects Shaun of the Dead WINNER Braun Strowman - Gertner - Last wrestled 2/7 Raw 22. Big Cass - Droford - Submitted to Daniel Bryan 6/5 Backlash 21. Samoa Joe - owenbrown - Pinned by "THE SLOPDOG" Roman Reigns 6/5 Backlash 20. Elias - Sixx - Pinned by Bob Roode 7/5 Raw 19. Jeff Hardy - mike adamle - Pinned by The Miz 8/5 Smackdown 18. Daniel Bryan - Brother Vito - Pinned by Rusev 6/5 Smackdown 17. Curt Hawkins - Cool King - Pinned by Zack Ryder 11/5 Main Event 16. Fandango - Ultra Mantis - Fuck this company 14/5 Raw is Snore LAME ZzzzZZZzzzz 15. Asuka - Helmsphere - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Eric Young - Savio - 3 week'd 27/5 =. (Redacted) Rowan - STD - 3 week'd 27/5 12. Carmella - DAMNiNATOR - 3 week'd 27/5 11. Rusev - DaveWadding - 3 week'd 29/5 10. Bobby Lashley - Helmsphere - Drugged, bound to a chair by his sisters and forced to watch Raw on a loop, resulting in a 3 weeking 4/6 9. Akam - KaosDarksol - 3 week'd 8/6 =. Rezar - Lock Jaw - 3 week'd 8/6 7. Andrade Cien Almas - Emperor S. Meatball - 3 week'd 12/6 =. Luke Gallows - Simple Fan - 3 week'd 12/6 5. Shinsuke Nakamura - Arrogance - Kicked in the nuts [KO] by AJ Styles 17/6 MITB 4. (NPC Infinite Intergalactic Undefeated Champion x3) Cedric Alexander - Maluco - SHOCKINGLY AND SUDDENLY 3 week'd 19/6 3. Roman Reigns - teamXtremist - Pinned by Dash Wilder 25/6 Raw 2. Bray Wyatt - RP - Really messed this one up Bray but at least you didn't job to Bo Dallas 10/7 ==================================== The Unchosen Ones SPOILER: show Shaun of the Dead Dolph Ziggler - Last wrestled 2/7 Raw Drew McIntyre - Last wrestled 9/7 Raw Ember Moon - Last wrestled 9/7 Raw 86. Bayley - Pinned by RVBY Riott 6/5 Backlash 85. The Miz - Pinned by Seth Rollins 6/5 Backlash 84. Alexa Bliss - Pinned by Neal Jax 6/5 Backlash 83. Randy Orton - Pinned by Jeff Hard 6/5 Backlash 82. Charlotte Flair - Pinned by Carmella 6/5 Backlash 81. Kevin Owens - Pinned by Lashley Olsen 6/5 Backlashley 80. No Way Jose - Pinned by Baron Corb 7/5 Raw 79. Ruby Riott - Pinned by Ember Moon 7/5 Raw 78. Chad Gable - Pinned by OH FUCK WHY ARE THEY STILL PUSHING JINDER MAHAL THIS COMPANY IS FUCKED BEYOND REPAIR 7/5 Raw 77. Heath Slater - Pinned by Drew McIntyre 7/5 Raw 76. Mojo Rawley - Pinned by Seth Rollins 7/5 Raw 75. Curtis Axel - Pinned by AWOKON Matt Hard 7/5 Raw 74. Sami Zayn - Pinned by Finn, The Human 7/5 Raw 73. Peyton Royce - Submitted to FEMDOG Charlotte Flair 8/5 Smackdown 72. Xavier Woods - Pinned by Cesaro 8/5 Smackdown 71. Becky Lunch - Pinned by Mandy Rose 8/5 Smackdown 70. Gentleman Jack Gallagher - Pinned by Lince Dorado 8/5 205 Live 69. Mustafa Ali - Pinned by Buddy Murphy 8/5 205 Live 68. Tony Nese - Pinned by Cedric Alexander 11/5 Main Event 67. Liv Morgan - Submitted to somebody, sharpshooter, who cares? 14/5 Raw 66. Scott Dawson - Pinned by BESPOKEN Matt Hard 14/5 Raw 65. Finn B�lor - Pinned by Wolf Ziggler 14/5 Raw 64. Cesaro - Pinned by Xavier Woods 15/5 Smackdown 63. Mandy Rose - Submitted to Bucky Lunch 15/5 Smackdown 62. AJ Styles - Pinned by Shinsuke Nakamura 15/5 Smackdown 61. TJP - Pinned by Tyler Bate 15/5 205 Live 60. Drew Gulak - Pinned by Mustafa Ali 15/5 205 Live 59. Titus O'Neil - Pinned by an Author of Pain, I don't know which one is which they both look really similar and I don't really care which one it was tbh but I had to actually watch 10 seconds of this match on youtube to know who got pinned so I am making somewhat of an effort still I guess? 18/5 Main Event 58. Sarah Logan - Submitted to Natalya 21/5 Raw 57. Bob Roode - Pinned by Elias 21/5 Raw 56. Big E - Pinned by Karate Mizanin 22/5 Smackdown 55. Billie Kay - Pinned by Lana 22/5 Smackdown 54. Jimmy Uso - Pinned by Karl Anderson 22/5 Smackdown 53. Sonya Deville - Pinned by Naomi 22/5 Smackdown 52. Gran Metalik - Submitted to Drew Gulak 22/5 205 Live 51. Akira Tozawa - Pinned by Hideo Itami 22/5 205 Live 50. Lince Dorado - Pinned by Jack Galaggher 25/5 Main Event 49. Big Show - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Brock Lesnar - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Goldust - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Jason Jordan - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Kane - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Konnor - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Mike Kanellis - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Ronda Rousey - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Viktor - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Aiden English - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Alexander Wolfe - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Epico - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Killian Dain - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Kofi Kingston - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Primo Col�n - 3 week'd 27/5 =. R-Truth - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Sin Cara - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Tamina - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Tye Dillinger - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Ariya Daivari - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Mark Andrews - 3 week'd 27/5 =. Noam Dar - 3 week'd 27/5 27. Nia Jax - 3 week'd 27/5 26. Dana Brooke - Pinned by Ruby Riott 28/5 Raw 25. Mickie James - Pinned by Ruby Riott 28/5 Raw 24. Rhyno - 3 week'd 28/5 23. Buddy Murphy - Pinned by Infinite Alexander 29/5 205 Live 22. Zack Ryder - 3 Week'd 1/6 21. Seth Rollins - Poor Seth Rollins, you work hard and get over then you job to a sculpted sack of shit so your handsome friend looks "better" when he eats the shit on sunday 4/6 Raw 20. Natalya - Pinned by Nia Jax 4/6 Raw 19. The Brian Kendrick - Pinned by Lince Dorado 5/6 205 Live 18. "cUnstable" Borin Corbin - Lost his hair, lost his smile. 3 week'd 11/6 17. Jey Uso - 3 week'd 12/6 16. Hideo Itami - 3 week'd 12/6 15. MEGASTAR OVERBOY Mahal - Pinned by "The Caviar Canine" Roe Man Reigns 17/6 MITB 14. Sasha Banks - Pinned by OLIVIA 18/6 Raw 13. Dash Wilder - Pinned by Bobert Lashley 18/6 Raw 12. Karl Anderson - Pinned by Redacted Rowan 19/6 Smackdown 11. Sheamus - 3 week'd 19/6 10. Tyler Breeze - Pinned by an Author of books 22/6 Main Event 9. Matt Hard - Pinned by Mike McGillicutty 25/6 Raw 8. Kalisto - Submitted to Drew Gulak 26/6 205 Live 7. Apollo Crews - Pinned by an Author of Pain 2/7 Raw 6. Bo Dallas - Fuck Bo Dallas 3 week'd 2/7 5. Lana - 3 week'd 8/7 MITB =. Naomi - Last wrestled 8/7 MITB ==================================== I legitimately have no idea who half of these people are. ==================================== ==================================== Last edited by Ultra Mantis; 07-11-2018 at 06:29 PM.