04-16-2018, 11:46 AM | #11 |
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It sounded like Cena wanted to go for the Derek Jeter approach. Just casually dating a different starlet every few months (or in this case, wrestler....certainly have been more than a few he's purported to have hooked up with) but never actually planning on committing. Hell I half expect that he's banged random ring rats and sent them home with parting gifts just like Jeter.
Not even consider settling down or having a family until near retirement, at which point plant your seed in someone 15 years younger. Cena will be knocking up Peyton Royce by the end of the year. |