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Old 03-03-2006, 12:28 PM   #121
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Kung Pow is the greatest film ever created.
Well check your ass, it should be right there next to your head.
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Old 03-03-2006, 06:34 PM   #122
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So I'm assuming you didn't like Ace Ventura?
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Old 03-03-2006, 06:43 PM   #123
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So I'm assuming you didn't like Ace Ventura?
Comparing Kung Pow to Ace Ventura is like comparing my dick to Ron Jeremy's.

I even tried treating Kung Pow like an ugly chick. I stopped it half way through to go get more booze and it still didn't help. It's the only movie that I've ever rented and didn't finish watching the whole thing.
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Old 03-03-2006, 06:57 PM   #124
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Kung Pow is hilarious.

Not a big fan of Ace Ventura, though. It's been years since I've seen it though, so maybe it'll appeal to me more now than it did when I first saw it.
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:03 PM   #125
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Has anyone mentioned Crossroads yet? (The Britney version, not Ralph Machio.)
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:18 PM   #126
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Yeah wasn't a big fan of Kung Pow either but it's hardly the worst movie I've ever seen.
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:43 PM   #127
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Kung Pow was made for Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch was another terrible one.
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Old 03-03-2006, 09:50 PM   #128
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Kung Pow was something that you can only really enjoy if you're looking for something that's utterly stupid. It's one of those "you get it or you don't" sorts of movies. It's not about intellectual level (In terms of you have to be "smart" to get it) or even about good/bad, just about a specific sort of mindset you go into it with.

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Highlander 2: The Cashening. Or if they did, I missed it.
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Old 03-03-2006, 09:51 PM   #129
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Omega Doom was pretty bad too. I only even saw it because it was bundled with Blind Fury, which is not a great movie, but entertaining.
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Old 03-03-2006, 09:56 PM   #130
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Not worst ever sort of movie, but bad enough.
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Old 03-03-2006, 10:54 PM   #131
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I liked it when I was like 12, then I have seen it like 20 times over the last year, I hate it so much. Makes me want to go punch someone in the face
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Old 03-03-2006, 11:01 PM   #132
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Old 03-04-2006, 07:45 AM   #133
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once it comes out, i am predicting that "Ultra-violet" will be up there.
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Old 03-04-2006, 09:10 AM   #134
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Comparing Kung Pow to Ace Ventura is like comparing my dick to Ron Jeremy's.

I even tried treating Kung Pow like an ugly chick. I stopped it half way through to go get more booze and it still didn't help. It's the only movie that I've ever rented and didn't finish watching the whole thing.
Same writer and director. If you think long and hard (lol tall order for you I know), you'll realize that they're very similar films. Except that Kung Pow! was a lot more experimental, and because it was based in a pre-filmed movie, it had to rely more on script and editing, which, if Ace Ventura had only been about script and editing, well... most of the idiots who needed visuals like Ace Ventura coming out of a rhino's ass, probably won't enjoy Kung Pow that much... because the most outrageous thing they do there is the cow fight... which was imo the worst part of the film.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:30 PM   #135
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This week's Entertainment Weekly has a list of the 25 worst sequels of all-time (since we're on the subject of awful movies):


  1. Staying Alive
  2. Caddyshack II
  3. Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood
  4. Blues Brothers 2000
  5. Batman & Robin
  6. Weekend At Bernie's 2
  7. The Fly II
  8. Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
  9. Speed 2: Cruise Control
  10. Jaws: The Revenge
  11. Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
  12. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
  13. The Sting II
  14. Conan The Destroyer
  15. Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
  16. Ocean's Twelve
  17. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
  18. Battle For The Planet Of The Apes
  19. Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise
  20. The Godfather Part III
  21. Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
  22. Teen Wolf Too
  23. Porky's II: The Next Day
  24. The Next Karate Kid
  25. The Matrix Reloaded
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:51 PM   #136
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  1. Weekend At Bernie's
  2. Conan The Destroyer
  3. Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise
  4. Porky's II: The Next Day
  5. The Matrix Reloaded
I disagree.

*edit: I think the reason I loved weekend at bernie's 2, is because it was absolutely the worst concept for a film. A corpse... STILL a corpse... and they had to be careful because he just kept getting more and more ripe, and it was so fucking disgusting... and just the absurdity of the implausible situation was fucking hilarious.
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Old 03-07-2006, 05:17 PM   #137
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Another movie I'm surprised that wasn't mentioned was Envy. Jack Black, Ben Stiller, and Christopher Walken being in a movie this terrible makes it even worse. Well Ben Stiller I can see.... Not sure if it is more that my expectations were high or what, but you just can't Vapoorize the crap that is this film.
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Old 03-07-2006, 05:46 PM   #138
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Old 03-07-2006, 06:37 PM   #139
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This week's Entertainment Weekly has a list of the 25 worst sequels of all-time (since we're on the subject of awful movies):


  1. Staying Alive
  2. Caddyshack II
  3. Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood
  4. Blues Brothers 2000
  5. Batman & Robin
  6. Weekend At Bernie's 2
  7. The Fly II
  8. Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
  9. Speed 2: Cruise Control
  10. Jaws: The Revenge
  11. Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
  12. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
  13. The Sting II
  14. Conan The Destroyer
  15. Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
  16. Ocean's Twelve
  17. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
  18. Battle For The Planet Of The Apes
  19. Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise
  20. The Godfather Part III
  21. Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
  22. Teen Wolf Too
  23. Porky's II: The Next Day
  24. The Next Karate Kid
  25. The Matrix Reloaded
Kind of a weird list. I would think that "worst sequels ever" applies when the preceeding films were good/great and the sequel is a drastic drop in quality. I don't recall anyone saying the F13th films were any good, same with Leprechaun. Plus, what's up with leaving off Exorcist II? That is truely a disgrace to the original, which is great.

And Godfather III? Please. It has flaws yeah but there is a plethora of sequels more deserving to be on this list than that.

And isn't The Phantom Menace a prequel, anyway, same with Dumb & Dumberer.
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I think their criteria was:

a) It was made after another movie, using its same characters
b) Regardless of how good the previous movie was, how bad was this one
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once it comes out, i am predicting that "Ultra-violet" will be up there.
Saw that tonight. Yeah, it's pretty awful.
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Seriously all of you fuckers go rent or buy that piece of shit Six String Samurai and see if you've ever seen a worse movie I wanted to kill my brother for putting that shit on god I'm mad even thinking about it now.
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Six String Samurai has a 6.3 on IMDB.
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Six String Samuari is so bad it's good. I believe that was the point. Entirely campy.
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Apparently they were all stoned out of their gourd when they rated that
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This week's Entertainment Weekly has a list of the 25 worst sequels of all-time (since we're on the subject of awful movies):


  1. Staying Alive
  2. Caddyshack II
  3. Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood
  4. Blues Brothers 2000
  5. Batman & Robin
  6. Weekend At Bernie's 2
  7. The Fly II
  8. Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
  9. Speed 2: Cruise Control
  10. Jaws: The Revenge
  11. Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
  12. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
  13. The Sting II
  14. Conan The Destroyer
  15. Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
  16. Ocean's Twelve
  17. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
  18. Battle For The Planet Of The Apes
  19. Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise
  20. The Godfather Part III
  21. Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
  22. Teen Wolf Too
  23. Porky's II: The Next Day
  24. The Next Karate Kid
  25. The Matrix Reloaded

How MIB 2 did'nt make that list I'll never know.

And Star Trek 5 was greatness. Spock, McCoy and Kirk singing around the campfire! Classic
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Old 03-10-2006, 01:26 AM   #148
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The following movies do not belong on that list:

Weekend At Bernie's 2
Ocean's Twelve
The Matrix Reloaded

That is all.
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Old 03-10-2006, 02:40 AM   #149
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Remote is pretty bad. A ripoff of Home Alone.

Anything made by Full Moon Productions or Moonbeam is pretty horrible (though usually hilarious).
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Old 03-10-2006, 09:00 PM   #150
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Birth was utter and complete shit. that ranks as # 1 for me
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Old 03-12-2006, 02:53 PM   #151
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A walk to Remember...my gf is still lucky i stayed with her after watching that.
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Old 03-12-2006, 03:19 PM   #152
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Can't think of anything worse than Freddy Got Fingered at this point in time
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Old 04-24-2006, 06:05 AM   #153
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*bump*

i just saw a few minutes of "Cat Woman" on HBO.

worst movie ever? maybe. maybe not.

but i gotta say this. there comes a point when the people responsible for a movie need to start facing jail time. and "Cat Woman" definitely crossed the line.
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Old 04-24-2006, 10:42 AM   #154
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Some of you are just being overcritical bastards. The Wedding Singer and City of Angels are hardly the worst movies ever. In fact, they are quite fantastic.
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Old 04-24-2006, 01:21 PM   #155
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Whaattttt?! I've heard a lot of people say similar stuff to that, but I actually enjoyed that immensely. I guess you have to have a certain type of humor for it, and I happen to have it.
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Old 04-24-2006, 04:49 PM   #156
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Watched Johnny Mnemonic last night.

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Old 04-24-2006, 11:48 PM   #157
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I'm by no means a movie "buff" at all, like hardly ever watch any movies. But of the few I've seen, I'd have to agree with Freddy Got Fingered. Maybe it's just because I can't stand Tom Green at all, I don't know.
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Old 04-25-2006, 04:47 AM   #158
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*bump*

i just saw a few minutes of "Cat Woman" on HBO.

worst movie ever? maybe. maybe not.

but i gotta say this. there comes a point when the people responsible for a movie need to start facing jail time. and "Cat Woman" definitely crossed the line.
You're lucky you just sat through a few minutes. I has to sit through the whole thing.

*Halle Berry walks up to a bar, in Catwoman suit*

Bartender: What'll it be?
Halle: White Russian. Hold the vodka. Hold the Kahlua.
*...*
Bartender: Cream, straight up!

God it makes me wanna mass murder every single person involved to this very day.
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Old 04-25-2006, 09:48 AM   #159
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Exorcist: The Beginning. Had to suffer watching that disgrace of a movie starring Isabella Scorupio (Goldeneye bond girl), and Reny Harlin.
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