02-07-2008, 06:38 PM | #1 |
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Movies so awful that they are great
Give me a list of movies so awful they were great. Preferably shitty movies on the sci-fi channel or cheesy 80's movies in general.
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02-07-2008, 06:41 PM | #2 |
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Critters I & II
Dolls Riki Oh There are soooooo many really bad horror movies.. |
02-07-2008, 06:56 PM | #3 |
Get a poke on
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Jason X
Commando |
02-07-2008, 07:06 PM | #4 |
Loque Ja
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Not the 80s but...
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02-07-2008, 07:22 PM | #5 |
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Gingerdead Man - Gary Busey stars as a killer gingerbread man and adlibs the entire script.
Kazaam - Shaq stars as a rapping genie, and almost everything he says in the first half of the movie rhymes. He also tells Salt-N-Pepa "Let's Green Egg and Ham It" Dollman vs. Demonic Toys - A 12 inch man and a shrunken prostitute square off against killer toys Mandroid - An android controlled by a guy with electrodes or something takes over Russia or something dumb Santa Slay - Bill Goldberg stars as Santa who kills people The Fast and The Furious - Horrible acting, hilarious lines and really bad and obvious product placement. "You can have any brew you want, as long as it's a Corona." Junior - Arnold is pregnant, come on The Gate - I haven't seen this yet but I have it on VHS and hear it's amazing Santa With Muscles - Hulk Hogan hits his head, gets amnesia and thinks he's Santa Leprechaun: Back To The Hood - The title says it all Leprechaun in Vegas - The title says it all Bad Channels - Some alien guy shrinks women so they can play an intergalactic dating game Remote - Really bad ripoff of Home Alone featuring the fat catcher from Angels In The Outfield and a black kid named Jamal Going Bananas - Dom DeLuise and a midget dressed as a monkey No Holds Barred - Hogan vs. Zeus in one of the worst movies ever Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo - Yes, I saw it. I mention it for the first scene where mutant dolphins attack the elderly. The rest is obviously forgettable. Any Ernest movie, though in particular Goes To Jail or Scared Stupid Killer Klowns From Outer Space - I guess it is supposed to be funny though Lawnmower Man 2 - Actually, this is just really bad. It's not great at all. That's all I can think of right now, but yeah, I love watching bad movies. |
02-07-2008, 07:25 PM | #6 |
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I forgot about Dollman vs. Demonic Toys..
Also Killer Clown From Outer Space is f'n IMMENSE.. |
02-07-2008, 07:28 PM | #7 |
continental drift
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I still need to see Puppetmaster vs. Demonic Toys, starring Corey Feldman
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02-07-2008, 07:37 PM | #8 |
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I caught it on Sci Fi one late night..
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02-07-2008, 07:40 PM | #9 |
Triple A
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Rocky III
Rocky IV Rocky V I consier I to be brilliant and II to be good, but those three are just plain terrible, but like still maximo entertainment |
02-07-2008, 07:42 PM | #10 |
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What??
Drago=ratings |
02-07-2008, 07:44 PM | #11 |
Triple A
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Hell most Arnie/Sly/Chuck/JeanClaude/Segal films are terrible but awesome at the same time
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02-07-2008, 07:46 PM | #12 |
continental drift
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Yeah come on. Rocky IV is the best. It has Drago, the robot thing, the really gay Apollo/Rocky montage, Bridget Nielsen and plus Rocky beating the Russian ends the fucking Cold War.
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02-07-2008, 07:50 PM | #13 |
Triple A
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Exactly its so awful its great, christ you guys, come on now
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02-07-2008, 07:51 PM | #14 |
continental drift
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I didn't see the part where you said "still maximo entertainment"
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02-07-2008, 07:55 PM | #15 |
Triple A
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Yeah I can see how you'd just not see that seeing as how its all the way on the other side of that sentence
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02-07-2008, 08:54 PM | #16 |
Mad
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02-07-2008, 08:57 PM | #17 |
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Treach
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02-08-2008, 06:28 AM | #18 |
est. 1884
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The Guardian w/ Costner and Kutcher
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02-08-2008, 12:48 PM | #19 |
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I worked on that..
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02-08-2008, 04:57 PM | #20 |
Scottish Champions 2009
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Street Fighter the movie.
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02-08-2008, 05:48 PM | #21 |
2015 TPWW FANTASY CHAMP
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Troll
Troll II (note this "sequel" doesn't actually have anything to do with the first one, better yet it doesn't have a troll in it) D.C. Cab Pootie Tang (although I'd argue it isn't awful) Santa Claus Conquers The Martians Robot Monster Any Ed Wood movie Blacula Flesh Gordon Leprechaun 4 In Space Man With The Screaming Brain (although it was meant to be so awful it is great, did it on purpose) Pink Flamingos They Live Womens Prison Massacre |
02-08-2008, 07:46 PM | #22 |
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The man With the Screaming Brain is awesome simply due to Bruce Campbell being awesome..
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02-09-2008, 07:32 AM | #23 |
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Pootie Tang doesn't count, either.
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02-09-2008, 11:08 AM | #24 |
"Ask him!"
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My friend who is the biggest bad, B-horror, C-horror movie buff I've ever met, claims that this is the greatest "bad movie" ever made...
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02-09-2008, 11:22 AM | #25 |
That's Not My Name
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02-09-2008, 11:23 AM | #26 |
That's Not My Name
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It helped that Bernie looked the spitting image of my old history teacher.
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02-09-2008, 11:36 AM | #27 |
Spammy Certified
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Delta force 4
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02-09-2008, 06:43 PM | #28 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Santa Slay
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02-10-2008, 01:31 AM | #29 |
Eine Katze mit Stiefeln
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Cheerleader Ninjas.
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02-10-2008, 03:39 AM | #30 |
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Jason X
Any Childs Play movie. |
02-10-2008, 03:42 AM | #31 |
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Cloverfield
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02-10-2008, 03:44 AM | #32 |
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Oh come on. The first Child's Play was good. I liked the second third and Bride, but not because they were terrible. Maybe for some cheese, and mostly nostalgia, but they're not all that bad.
Seed of Chucky was too bad to even be awesomely bad. |
02-10-2008, 03:51 AM | #33 |
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i stand by Childs Play. For myself, who loves horror, i could not stand them, especially after the way the video store raved about them for months, BIG LETDOWN
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02-10-2008, 06:03 AM | #34 |
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I don't really see how Jason X falls into the "...that they are great" part of this prerequisite
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02-10-2008, 05:15 PM | #35 |
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Snakes on a Plane.
As a movie it is bad, but it became one of my favorite movies. |
02-10-2008, 09:41 PM | #36 |
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Weekend At Bernie's 1 and 2 are both greatness. Jonathan Silverman
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02-10-2008, 11:39 PM | #37 |
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02-11-2008, 01:21 AM | #38 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Mommie Dearest! Greatest crap movie ever! "NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!"
To this day when I'm talking to mymom and I'm giving her shit at the end I'll say "I love you mommie dearest" to quote that movie. God, fucking horrible movie, but oh my god it's great! |
02-11-2008, 01:23 AM | #39 |
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Baseketball
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02-11-2008, 03:05 AM | #40 |
quesque fuck?
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So many unreal movies named in here.
Rocky III, IV, V Batman No Holds Barred Ernest Goes To Jail Baseketball COME ON |