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Old 11-10-2011, 04:33 AM   #5241
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The Change-Up - 8/10

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Old 11-10-2011, 04:57 AM   #5242
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I REALLY REALLY enjoyed this...
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Reasons why the Jigsaw style killer came to be, all because of the little cyber bullying these 4 victims did to his daughter online in a website making stupid comments of suicide on cam live with overdosing pills. It's like the British horror version of that Jessi Slaughter incident.
I refuse to give away at the ending of what happened to the daughter of one of the female victims. It's kinda sad and depressing.

All in all, despite I disagree with the others saying the ending was a bit silly and preachy 5 mins, I liked the idea of what it feels like when you try interacting with networking sites to the person you don't know and has this vengeance is swift to those who insult others kind of attitude.. Careful, this might be cautionary tale to those who go out of their way of personal insulting someone online...

I really liked the toned sinister British voice of the Alligator cartoon head talking like I'm watching a horrific Big Brother UK version inside the plane... One half and a hour of plane madness, I really liked the scenes where the killer asks personal questions ranging from the topics SIMILAR to the ones posted in this Facebook generation, Sex life, drugs, alcohol occupations etc.. It even gets more personal in some of the later questions. Fucking disturbing.

I think I may never look at cyber-bullying someone online the same way again.. Who knows? I think this kind of psychotic person portrayed in the movie who kills because of the online personal insults from 4 victims he has chosen, I don't know maybe they had it coming..

Even the trailer makes it more intense. Btw, that website http://www.all2gethr.com/ was REAL. IT EVEN HAD ONE SCENE IN THE MOVIE WHERE THE LINK IS.. I CHECKED IT OUT AND IT WAS REAL. IT EVEN HAD A ALLIGATOR CARTOON HEAD AS WELL. FUCKING CREEPY MOVIE FAVE FOR ME THEN. Go see it.

10/10.



I also liked the 2001 Space Odyssey reference to the red eye camera that reminded me alot of HAL 9000. Even one of the victims is named Dave and the way the killer said his name was ALMOST SPOT ON!! O_______O...

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Old 11-12-2011, 09:34 AM   #5243
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Natural Born Killers = 8/10. And this.



9/10.

Plot is very similar to May but she doesn't assemble body parts to make a friend. She disposes it. The director is the guy who made Zombie Strippers on this one even though I haven't seen it. But this was a fairly decent good movie... Sure throughout the movie after the death of her BFF, she does downward spiral of cocaine blowjobs, necrophilia over her dead BFF body in a coffin, and killing ex-boyfriends just like May would do.. She even chopped them up in a kitchen and tried microwaving. Fucking sick weird movie.

The ending
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was the landlord and cops inside her apartment who already discovered body parts and heads and she enters the room saying, "what?" but still, it could've been better if she killed all 3 of them despite getting caught.


Best part was when she keeps watching news full of war, poverty and riot stuffs that she strips herself naked and masturbates in front of her TV!! And her cellphone ringtone throughout the movie is Ozzy's Crazy Train song..

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Old 11-12-2011, 10:04 AM   #5244
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Glad to see the director of Zombie Strippers is branching out of his comfort zone a little.
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Old 11-12-2011, 11:43 AM   #5245
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Something Borrowed. 6/10

It was very slow in the beginning, then it picked up, but it got slow again and did not end how I wanted it to end.

Stripes 8/10

Hilarious. I can't believe it took me this long to watch the movie.
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Old 11-13-2011, 01:41 AM   #5246
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Harold and Kumar.

Very funny. It was not your average Christmas movie. Wish it wasn't in 3D though.

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Old 11-17-2011, 05:01 AM   #5252
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Old 11-17-2011, 08:36 PM   #5254
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Everything Must Go - 7/10
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Old 11-19-2011, 03:56 PM   #5258
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Old 11-19-2011, 04:43 PM   #5259
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I haven't seen pretty much any of the older James Bond movies. Figure that I will attempt to go through them all.

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For what it was, it was good. Ya gotta consider the giant fly suit may look corny by today's standards, but it was new and crisp for that time. The story telling was good, the acting was crisp, and I didn't notice any unnecessary beats taken (god, that annoys me).
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8.5/10

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Old 11-24-2011, 09:35 PM   #5272
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Old 11-25-2011, 03:13 AM   #5273
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The Thing 2011 version.. Despite I still like the Carpenter version, this one's decent even though the ending is obviously of how the start of the original film came to be.. Poor doggie. And the CGI effects are still no match for Carpenter's puppetry stop motion style alien that really scared me when I first saw it.

Although the heroine chick inside the alien ship and encountering what appears to be the Queen Thing, is a huuuge reference to Ripley's encounter with the Queen Alien herself in Aliens.

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Old 11-26-2011, 03:29 AM   #5274
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My Take on the New Twilight Movie


Aright I'm gonna write this while it's still fresh on my mind. So I don't even know the name of this flick, in Spanish it is Amanecer which I guess is Breaking Dawn or some shit. We were gonna see some other movie that was playing but the lady was like nah the only movie left is this one so you gotta see that. She asked us, it's in Spanish so is that gonna be a problem. I was like nah. In fact I probably enjoyed it much more this way.

So the movie starts off and you see this wedding invitation for the main chick and the main dude. And you're like aright. You see the chick and she is pretty normal looking. We will call her Bella, because that is her name. The dude shows up at some point and this motherfucker is super white... he's like the anti-nigga. He tells her some shit where he's like, yo I know we're getting married real soon or somethin but you gotta know that I went to this movie theater in the 50's and bit someone... And she's like oh that's fucked up but whatever... so then his friends start jumpin up in the window and then he leaves with them to go frolic in the woods.

So I guess that guy's power is he can like, go fast. Him and his friends go fast into the woods. Then they're at the wedding and this fuckin thing is in the middle of the woods somewhere with all the benches handcrafted out of wood and fuckin cherry blossoms draped over the whole place. At the party the two of them go a little ways away and this other fucker with a permanent scowl affixed to his face shows up and he's like yo why the fuck did you have this wedding all the way out here in the feckin woods, took me forever to find it now I'm late and the girl is like cause we wanted to and he gets really pissed and then Anti-Nigga pushes him away.

So I dunno where this is all taking places but it seems to be somewhere in the pacific northwest with all these forests of evergreen trees and snowcapped mountains and whitewater rivers. But suddenly there's a shot of that giant jesus christ statue in brazil and I guess they used that fucker's go-fast powers to travel to Brazil for the honey moon, except now they're in a taxi driving through the city so what the hell. They get out for a second to dance which is maybe the most pointless part in the movie. Then the two of them get in this speedboat with a brazil flag on the back and they're the only boat in the ocean and they drive to this fuckin island right off the coast with this house right on the beach... the Anti-Nigga has a shit load of cash somehow.

So after a while the newly-wed 17 year old couple goes skinny dipping and then he brings her back into the bed for the first of about 9 fuck scenes and he is just railing her on this bed and the fuckin thing collapses Evan Stone style. He rips a whole in the wood post or something and the thing just completely falls and she's like oh it's ok and they keep fucking. You see them fucking in different outfits and at one point he uses his goes-fast power to jump off a waterfall with her on his back. Fun.

Then I guess a few mornings later the chick wakes up and sees a note left by anti-nigga saying "I'm going hunting on the mainland"... the fuck? Anyway she heats up some chicken and starts eating it and is like yo this chicken is whack forreal... so she goes and pukes in the toilet and then anti-nigga shows up and she's like is this possible? and he's like yeah that chicken is fuckin two weeks old i just hunted some new ones and she's like noh... i'm pregnant this is impossible (what the fuck was she thinking since she fucked him like 20 diff times unprotected).

Then for some reason all these friends of theirs are on the island too playing soccer on the beach including the dude with the scowl and he's pissed about something, I don't even remember. That's like the motif of this movie. Anti-Nigga phones for a private jet to fly everyone back to wherever the fuck they live and there everyone finds out she's pregno.

I don't know what happened there but they get home the next day and the fuckin girl is like 6 months pregnant with the kid. Scowl comes into the house and finds out and then goes into the woods and rage-morphs into a wolf and calls for a bunch of other wolves who can also speak spanish and they meet at this damn and decide they're gonna eat the baby. Anti-Nigga gets on yahoo and does some internet search about his baby and it turns out it's gonna be a harlequin baby or something.

Ok so in their house in the middle of the forest they have this state of the art operating room set up in the fuckin study. They get her in there and are like yo you gotta drink some blood. And she's like aright lemme get some and Scowl is like nah I worked at smoothie king lemme make it good... so he takes the blood and blends it with ice and some shit and puts it in a smoothie cup for her and he's like ok here you go. Seriously smoothie king really missed out a big spot for product placement there. They coulda slapped their logo on that cup and then served a Twilight-themed smoothie at their stores. Fareelydoe.

So Anti-Nigga gets pissed about something and then you have this standoff between him and the scowling fucker somewhere in the woods, this part is like the Count of Monte Cristo except not at all. then they leave. Scowl turns into a wolf again here I'm pretty sure. At this point I had eaten like 10 pieces of popcorn which was enough to remind me that I still had food poisoning so I was kinda trying not to shit myself and stopped paying attention.

Anyway like another month passes and the chick is more pregnant and she looks worse and worse every time you see her. It's like how that dude from Shadow of the Colossus keeps getting more pale and grows horns and shit every time he defeats a colossus. Except with this it's like, every time this fucker scowls at her it makes her condition worsen. Again somebody is pissed and there is another standoff between Anti-Nigga and Scowl's Moving Castle which is like a combination of the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet and the fight scene with Scorpion from the Mortal Kombat movie. Edmond Dantes the Anti-Nigga is up on a balcony and Scowl is in the woods and is all "get over here" so he uses his go fast power to meet him. I don't remember what happens but I assure you it isn't important.

Some of their friends start to get ripped apart by wolves but then anti-nigga shows up and just punches one of them? Also there is this one fucker with a huge neck and a tiny head who starts to act like the voice of reason half way through the movie. He's like get out of here scowl... you're not wanted here and I think that's what pissed Scowl of one of the times.

Right before the girl is about to give birth you see Scowl and bunch of people sitting on a couch and they show a clip of college football for a second, USC is number 1 in the country wtf? I'm not even gonna pretend that I follow college football though so I don't know when that was. So then the girl is like oh shit... and she drops her blood smoothie and her fuckin spine bends completely backwards like she had scoliosis this whole time and you see a slow motion shot of all four other people's faces who were in the room... including Scowl who did the people's eyebrow at one point.

So she goes into labor I guess and suddenly everyone is a doctor, including this dumb bitch who hasn't done shit the whole movie and she's being all "scalpel!" and edmond dantes is like no don't do it, ok do it. They cut open her stomach and the baby comes out with no umbilical cord and then they realize the girl isn't breathing, so here comes Scowl to save the day and give her CPR but of course it didn't work because the dumbass didn't do the proper head-tilt-chin-lift maneuver (or tell someone else in the room to go call 911 and get an AED) so he has an emotional breakdown and rage-morphs again.

Anti-Nigga The Righteous One does all he can to bring her back but it won't work. He starts biting all over her trying to give her hickeys so the blood will start flowing or something. All it does is make it look like some Manson family shit, she's just got bite marks all over her all pale and dead. Then you see some CSI type thing where they go into her body and you are seeing all her blood vessels crystalize and shit and it makes no sense. Then the camera is now above her face with her eyes closed and it spins around for a few seconds before stopping as it is directly over her face. The music stops and accompanied by a loud boom...... suddenly her eyes open. The screen goes black.

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Old 11-27-2011, 03:56 AM   #5276
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Yes, I still prefer this than the live action movie itself. The Jin Kazuya Heihachi/Devil origin feuds made more interesting. Hell, even the fighting scenes are totally spot on with the combat moves of each character. Throughout the movie, the real scene stealers that can be obnixious and annoying are Alisa and Xiaoyu.

I really enjoyed the triple threat between Heihachi, Jin and Kazuya... the surprise ending was Mokujin the wooden fighter transforming combined with Heihachi's devil powers into ONE BIG BAD-ASS CYBER DEMON LIKE MOKUJIN!! Scared the shit out of me.. Same with the final fight of Kazuya and Jin both transforming into devils that looked like a Final Fantasy hybrid and power rangers enemy rather than the usual ones that look like in the game. Still, the final fights was more enjoyable on the same level as Dragonball Z...

Anna and Nina are here too.. Sister vs sister... I loved the catfight showdown between them as well. Exvcept Nina's working with Jin while Anna's the obvious baddie henchwoman for Kazuya. Alisa felt sympathetic in the 2nd hour of the movie where she behaves like a good Terminator style character. Alisa's sexy for a cyborg. lol. :P

In short, the story and plot doesn't have much to offer except for a campy kick-ass action anime to watch this on weekends.

7/10.

P.S. the extra ending in the post ending credits is a little bit unnecessary
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Old 11-27-2011, 12:00 PM   #5277
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Red State 6*/10 didnt really like it, thought the premise had a lot of promise but it went from being horror to being a cop shootout movie with John Goodman of all people..

*I'll give it a bonus point for casting Micheal Parks as Abin Cooper, totally bought into him being a religious nutjob. And if they had stuck with the original ending I would have given it an extra point since that sounded 10x better than the actual ending.
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Old 11-28-2011, 03:20 PM   #5278
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Old 11-28-2011, 08:04 PM   #5279
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6/10. Not much to offer for a plot except the razor blade killer slashing the throats of women he dates with.
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