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08-15-2017, 08:43 PM | #282 |
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Imagine if Santino's Cobra HAD been his dick.
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08-15-2017, 08:55 PM | #283 |
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Noid is a baby sometimes. It's really what it comes down to. The quicker we accept it, the better.
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08-16-2017, 12:12 AM | #284 |
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I won't hear another bad word about dick spots in wrestling. Let's hear from WWE's newest big acquisition.
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08-16-2017, 08:11 AM | #285 |
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08-16-2017, 02:44 PM | #286 | |
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08-16-2017, 02:55 PM | #287 |
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I want to see Joey Ryan vs.Minoru Suzuki. Because...
1. Suzuki does do comedy matches. But doesn't believe in traditional collar and elbows as they look "fake." Hence all the hand fighting for a couple second lockup. 2. How would you suggest this spot to him and live? 3. I am afraid to let Suzuki near my arms. I personally wouldn't want his hand on my dick. |
08-18-2017, 04:14 PM | #288 |
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Did Jim Cornette think of anyone in the wrestling business before joining an actual joke of a promotion?
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08-19-2017, 08:10 PM | #289 |
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So...GFW is trying to use the popularity of wrestling podcasts to improve ratings? MLW (who is over the Cornette and Prichard podcasts) is hosting a one-night-only show next month. GFW vs MLW coming soon? Podcast Wars turned from a shoot to a work? Jim Cornette vs Vince Russo in SIX SIDES OF STEEL AT BOUND FOR GLORY?!?!?!?!
I called this in a Cornette thread awhile back. Freakin' marks. SPOILER: show |
08-19-2017, 08:13 PM | #290 |
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HHH only got where he is due to Steph's pussy and he's a mid carder without her
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08-19-2017, 08:21 PM | #291 |
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08-19-2017, 08:28 PM | #292 |
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HHH fucking sucked in 1999. Rock and Foley gave him capital and he's been cashing it in as an over-hyped mid-carder ever since. Chris Benoit drew as much on PPV as him in 2000.
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08-19-2017, 08:30 PM | #293 |
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08-19-2017, 08:47 PM | #294 |
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08-19-2017, 08:48 PM | #295 |
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08-19-2017, 09:29 PM | #297 |
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Was Triple H not still in marquee matches on those same PPVs as Chris Benoit? Were Benoit's numbers in 2004 as good as HHH's from 02-03? HHH's numbers from 04-05 and the rise of Batista were pretty good. Business seemed to dip when Triple H quit being a full time performer. Triple H headlined the single biggest house in WWE history. There can be a lot of arguments against Triple H, but that Benoit was a bigger draw is quite a shitty one to pick.
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08-19-2017, 10:16 PM | #298 |
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JBL was a better draw than that rating vacuum HHH. Turned Vince from a Billionaire to a Millionaire
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08-19-2017, 10:42 PM | #299 |
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08-20-2017, 02:19 AM | #300 |
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Why is Mike Adamle so sad in your avi, mike adamle? He get addicted to the crack?
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08-20-2017, 02:20 AM | #301 |
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08-20-2017, 02:24 AM | #302 |
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Love how this thread went from Cornette not liking "the dick spot" to how mediocre Triple H is.
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08-20-2017, 02:28 AM | #303 |
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08-20-2017, 02:29 AM | #304 |
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08-20-2017, 02:31 AM | #305 |
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08-20-2017, 02:32 AM | #306 |
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08-20-2017, 04:13 AM | #307 |
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08-20-2017, 04:27 AM | #308 |
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All this talk of Young Bucks convinced me to watch a match of theirs. I don't think they're bad, but the abuse of superkicks and their looks and smiles are awful.
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08-20-2017, 09:56 AM | #309 |
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HHH cost the company two T.V deals due to ratings sagging while he was champ: the first USA deal and Spike TV
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08-20-2017, 11:28 AM | #310 |
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According to HHH he is the reason for the attitude era's success, and only him. Nobody else.
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08-20-2017, 11:38 AM | #311 | |
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08-20-2017, 02:05 PM | #312 |
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Wait... I missed this. One is an actual strike to the throat and the other is a guy with superhuman strength in his dick. How are you even comparing these two things? To not have a problem with it is one thing but let's not act like it's remotely the same thing much less "the exact same thing" as other silly wrestling moves. lol
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08-20-2017, 04:56 PM | #313 |
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Lol remember when pretty much the entire Raw roster in 2004 wanted to move to Smackdown to get away from HHH
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08-20-2017, 05:08 PM | #314 | |
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08-20-2017, 05:09 PM | #315 |
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And let's not forget how Santino Marella almost won the Elimination Chamber and World Title from Daniel Bryan via the cobra. I don't remember anyone having a problem with it either.
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08-20-2017, 05:18 PM | #316 |
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He was doing the move before the sock puppet. And even if it was closer to the shoulder than to the throat, it was an actual strike to someone's body as opposed to A DICK WITH MAGICAL POWERS. lol It's not comparable.
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08-20-2017, 05:21 PM | #317 |
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If someone hits you with their hand really hard in the throat/shoulder/chest/whatever, it's at least going to hurt. If you grab someone's cock, their cock is not gonna do any damage much less grab your hand back, twist your arm and then throw you around, FFS.
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08-20-2017, 05:38 PM | #318 |
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Yeah looks really painful. (Sarcasm.) It's exactly what I said it was with or without the sock. He still has the set up for it that screams "you know this is fake but laugh with me here." Just like the Joey Ryan dick spot. |
08-20-2017, 05:47 PM | #319 |
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A video of him botching the move and missing the guy does not make a strike to the body "the same spot" as a guy throwing dudes around with his dick. Come on, man. lol
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08-20-2017, 05:50 PM | #320 |
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If you wanna compare the fakeness of the two, at least go with the time where he was gonna hit Khali with it but Khali did the snake charmer thing to stop it. I mean... you can still explain that away with the fact that the Santino character was borderline retarded. But at least that would be a little better of a discussion than a strike to the body being the same as a guy with magic powers in his dick.
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