10-23-2017, 08:07 PM | #1 | |
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Michael Bay set for live-action "Dora The Explorer" (2019)
You can't make this shit up:
http://collider.com/dora-the-explore...e-michael-bay/ Quote:
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10-23-2017, 08:31 PM | #2 |
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*checks calendar*
*sees it's October 23rd not April 1st* FUCK THIS PLANET |
10-23-2017, 08:34 PM | #3 |
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I hope its like tomb raider for preteens
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10-23-2017, 08:43 PM | #4 |
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That would be the safest take. Other than that I can't imagine how this came to be.
Probably gonna be better than Avatar, tho. |
10-23-2017, 08:49 PM | #5 |
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We don't deserve to survive as a species when is that fucking asteroid gonna get here
I'm scared knowing how Bay normally handles members of the opposite sex in his films this could get real disturbing. |
10-23-2017, 09:28 PM | #6 |
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What kind of car does Dora transform into?
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10-23-2017, 11:01 PM | #7 |
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A Ford Explorer
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10-23-2017, 11:11 PM | #8 |
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I'm thinking Lil JLo from TF5 will be Dora.
Bay's characterization of females characters do stay pretty, but they honestly do more in regard to plot than people think, no matter how silly the plots are. |
10-24-2017, 12:18 AM | #9 |
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Maybe he thought it was called Dora the Explosion
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10-24-2017, 06:15 AM | #10 |
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Can’t wait to not watch this
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10-24-2017, 06:48 AM | #11 |
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Gritty reboot.
Audience participation, but more "Rocky Horror Picture Show" than little kids pointing at the plot device. Boots will be some sort of giant CGI gorilla. Backpack/Map will be like Stark's Spider-Man suit. Swiper will actually be a human guy. |
10-24-2017, 09:04 AM | #12 |
WOOOOOOOOO!
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I wonder how many awkward pauses will be included in this movie.
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10-24-2017, 02:16 PM | #13 |
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I'll hang on until Ron Howard adapts the "Magic School Bus" or Milos Foreman attempts a gritty Carmen San Diego reboot.
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10-24-2017, 06:37 PM | #14 |
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Swiper no swiping .
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10-24-2017, 06:44 PM | #15 |
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In this version swiper did 3 tours in iraq
SNIPER NO SNIPING |
10-24-2017, 06:44 PM | #16 |
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I recognize that joke was bad but I stand beside it
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10-24-2017, 07:15 PM | #17 |
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10-24-2017, 07:17 PM | #18 |
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Thats exactly what i had in my head
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10-24-2017, 08:31 PM | #19 |
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I'd beat.
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10-24-2017, 09:12 PM | #20 |
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10-24-2017, 09:13 PM | #21 |
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Im down to two options
1. His meat 2. That pussy |
10-24-2017, 09:14 PM | #22 |
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Eitherway she is underage YOU MONSTER
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10-24-2017, 09:19 PM | #23 |
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Pedophile triaD
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10-24-2017, 09:20 PM | #24 |
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10-24-2017, 10:10 PM | #25 |
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I know that was a joke and all, but that I might actually be down for. Make it along the lines of the cartoon, not the game or gameshow, though... even though a Rockapella cameo would be neat. Just have them as bums singing on the street corner around a lighted oil drum somewhere.
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10-24-2017, 10:20 PM | #26 |
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I would like to have sexual relations with Ariel Winter. Who appears in the youtube video. Because saying I'd have sex with Dora the cartoon child is not a thing I'd do.
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10-24-2017, 10:33 PM | #27 |
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That video is from 5 years ago, she would have still been underage in that.
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10-24-2017, 10:35 PM | #28 |
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It's not a time travel fuck.
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10-24-2017, 10:36 PM | #29 |
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Yeah i get that. I was watchimg ET the other day and was like daaaaaaaaamn id smash drew Barrymore
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10-24-2017, 10:37 PM | #30 |
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Imagine if your penis could go back in time (but just your penis)
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10-24-2017, 10:55 PM | #31 |
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Hmm...
...I'd fuck up the past for sure. |
10-25-2017, 01:21 AM | #32 |
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Joan of Arc would get it
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10-25-2017, 02:25 AM | #33 |
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Yeah she's hot.
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10-25-2017, 03:00 AM | #34 |
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Brotherhood of the Time Travelling Penis
Coming winter 2018 |
10-25-2017, 03:25 AM | #35 |
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Whoa! Whoa! Not too loud! this is a Michael Bay thread after all...
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10-28-2017, 03:37 PM | #36 | |
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Also bonus points for Greg Lee cameo. |
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10-28-2017, 03:45 PM | #37 |
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10-29-2017, 10:15 PM | #38 | |
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Quote:
Back to Dora... what are the running odds that Bay casts some barely legal chick so she resembles old school Lara Croft with modded Dora clothes? |
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10-30-2017, 12:49 AM | #39 |
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Very little. T5 had kids and his improv style fits with kids involved.
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10-30-2017, 11:25 AM | #40 |
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