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Originally Posted by road doggy dogg
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell no Tales: 5/10
Ugh. I REALLY wanted to like this movie. I love the Pirates franchise, I'm a huge mark for it. But this one just seemed like a bad Pirates parody movie. Jack Sparrow has been Flanderized so much. Fuck, the entire cast has been. Henry was basically a carbon copy of Orlando Bloom, and the busty chick was just a poor man's Keria Knightly. The whole movie felt like it was going through the motions. I get it, that's kind of what this entire franchise is, but it felt especially egregious this time around.
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I too am a big Pirates fan. I thought the action sequences in DMTNT were on the whole much better than Stranger Tides, but though the story and acting were much better in ST.
Jack has really become a parody of himself. There wasnt much point in really having him in this movie.
Thought the ending scenes were nice.
I need to rewatch this again to really see my feelings on it.
If they make another, I hope its a more grounded film. They have done too many supernatural storylines.