Last week saw the dawn of the new Shit In My Mouth Power Rankings. Alexa Bliss was the queen of the throne. But hot on her ( yummy ) tail was Toni Storm and the rest of the Top 5 ( 3 Liv Morgan, 4 Mandy Rose, 5 Maria Kinelis ). This week a new contender steps into the Top 5 with an impressive ass showing.
5) Mandy Rose- Mandy is clinging to the Top 5 right now, but she may be the closest out of this group to doing some Playboy shoots and spreading those golden ass cheeks.
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Mickie James: Mickie in those tight white shorts last night on RAW, may have been the best thing on the entire show. This is a 38 year old woman with a 23 year old's turd dispenser. That thing had me shook.
3) Liv Morgan- This was close. Liv is gonna have to step it up next week because if Mickie James keeps bringing that superstar ass out to the ring, she might jump to #3
2) Toni Storm - The lingering effects from this video are so strong that i cant possibly remove her from the number 2 position.
1) Alexis Bliss - It's gonna take a serious effort to unseed the Goddess from the top spot. And it helps no one on this list that everytime they wrestle, Natalya goes out of her way to do this for us... ( Natalya's contribution to the company, this list and my penis, will never be forgotten )
