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Originally Posted by Fignuts
Watching the first televised ecw show. Sooooooo baaaaaad
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Rewatching so I can do a more in depth review.
Super Destroyers vs Hellriders (e-Z and H-d...lol)
Hellriders are just fat pieces of shit.
"Backrake. What kind of a tactic is that for a champion?"
He's right. Nothing more despicable than backrake.
Missed the finish while typing that. Probably looked awkward.
lol Terry Funk interviewing Hunter T Robinson the Third
"Now that's Hunter T Robinson the TURD"
Oh god promo video for surfer sandman.
lol carries a surfboard everywhere. Gotta hit all those waves in Philly.
Kay, this is going on way too long.
Tv title tournament match up next.
Tommy Cairo vs Salvatore Belomo
Bellomo ended up with Ric Flair's doomed Spartacus gimmick.
Funk: Undefeated in ecw, I'm not sure what that means.
It means he hasn't lost a match terry.
Bellomo looks like he couldn't decide whether to be a gladiator or a circus ringmaster.
Lighting completely changes when they cut to different camera.
Cosmic Commander a blatant Grand Wizard rip off.
Countout victory for Cairo. ok match.
Tony The Hitman Stetson vs The Rockin Rebel
STetson should probably get a good lawyer.
Rebel with a Rockin mullet
Super 90'sish tights on rebel.
Rebel wins with the legs on the ropes. That son of a bitch.
Oh good. Jimmy Snuka.
Guess Snuka is a heel now. Joined Hot Stuff International
Fighting some jobber.
"Snuka has a menacing look in his eye"
You got no idea buddy
Snuka wearing tiger print tights with green, yellow, and red boots. Fashion faux pas
Snuka wins
Bollomo out again for some reason. Fighting some guy in the ring who looks scrawnier than the ref. Over in 5 seconds
lol that was the main event. Jimmy Snuka gets second billing from some skinny dip shit who didn't even get his name announced. Incredible.
Heyman can't get here soon enough.