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What you guys are doing is so bad with so little intent and athletic ability it's possible you won't get hurt. But honestly it's better that one of you do, so that the rest of you will realize what a horrible waste of time in your lives this was. But the glory of the internet is that in all likelihood this will be archived forever in the deep dark recesses of the internet to haunt you for the rest of your lives.
Though it is doubtful, one day one of you may spawn children to an unfortunate woman. If that child is able to fight through it's childhood and survive the maladies your sperm will undoubtedly inflict, then you will suffer the ultimate shame of having your child's spirit crushed by seeing what a fucking loser it's father is.
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