"So, Mr. Goodell, the league says the reason that the Steelers got poor reception on their radios last night while the Patriots didn't is because of the atmospheric conditions?"
"Correct."
"And why don't we hear about this happening all the time at other stadiums around the league during similar conditions?"
"Well, it has to do with sunspots."
"Sir the game was played at night."
"Did I say sunspots? I meant lunar gravity."
"Sir, you expect us to believe that in the wake of so many other transgressions by the Patriots organization? I suppose next you tell us to believe in..."
