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Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla
Why is Kassius Ohno so fucking fat?
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The dude must have some sort of health thing going on. He's clearly healthy, but the dude is just a balloon. It's also weird that the company let him go, then hired him back despite it all.
I really like the dude, for some reason, but I agree that it's not really there. It never was before -- something was just "off" about the entire act. They've found the perfect role for him, and as a surprisingly good wrestler who looks like a piece of shit I think he could be "fun." You just have wrestlers mock him for looking like a bum and then he elbows them in the fucking head and struts away. Dolph Ziggler would be perfect for this. Well, as much as people can care about Dolph Ziggler in today's day and age.