Nailz
Everything he did looked like shit & he knew a grand total of 1 wrestling move (the Greco-Roman Chokehold popularized by Homer Simpson), but there was something incredibly
endearing about how intense & legit unhinged he was, + that "kid on elementary school picture day" haircut that made me root for him
Those promos also, his voice sounded like the Dateline digital voice scrambler, perfect for a Convict