Dear AJ McCarron,
I hated you for so long. You're from Alabama...and I root for Georgia. It's gonna be tough to initially cheer for you, when I think of how you carved my heart out in the SEC Championship game a couple years ago.
BUT THEN, I think of the fact that we currently have the shit sandwich named Andy Dalton as our quarterback. He is such a perennial fuck up, that he makes it easy for me to cheer for you. PLEASE SAVE US FROM THIS SHIT EATING GINGER! Bring your game management challenges(and your fucking smoking wife) to Cincy, and deliver us to a playoff win and game manage us to the SuperBowl.
Love,
K7
PS: don't bother showing up without that fine piece of ass you motherfucker.
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