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Old 04-03-2012, 08:38 AM   #5592
Raven Reaper
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Even though it's no match for the original Wicker Man, it still manages to be watchable. The only thing new to this pagan sun worshipper ritual is instead of using the method where the police guy gets burnt inside the Wicker Man here it's something else:

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They pick a Christian born again couples in America to be nominated as The Laddie and The Queen of May Day festivals. But on that fatal day, of course the main protagonists tried to brainwash them with their Bible studies and stuff, they still manage to capture them.. The Laddie played by the redneck cowboy gets eaten alive by the locals ala Cannibal Holocaust style. There's brief gore here and there, full of nudity... While the female protagonist gets her ritual of being Queen of Mayday by giving her a dress but at the expense of her life as well. She's being transformed into a fucking mannequin statue despite her suspicions when she saw in the house the other 3 statues that were crowned Queen and when she touched them, the skin broke and it showed their SKELETON!!!! Damn.. Fucking twisted.. They look like 3 plastic dolls sitting on a wicker chair with crowns full of flowers. Can I say House of Wax anyone? Some kind of wicked prom king and queen high school schtick eh? Also, after their deaths are accomplished with those rituals, one of the locals even had a BABY when the cheating boyfriend decided to give in to the sins of the flesh of one hottie local and they even prayed to the Celtic sun goddess to give them ANOTHER COUPLE as a sacrifice so that they can bear ONE CHILD EACH MAY DAY FESTIVAL!!


Go see it. If you can get past the usual musical numbers with a mixture of gospel songs despite even the Wicker Man had its musical moments.. Hehhe. I like it. Also, there's one scene where the scottish media even mocked the Christian girl saying that before she was a gospel singer, they showed her OLD footage of country music video singing songs about beer, sex much like Miley Cyrus does!! Hahahhaa. The song's called, Trailer Trash Love.. LOL.

8/10.
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