Top 10 things WWE Will Possibly Fuck Up Tonight At Money In The Bank
 

I'm positive WWE will do at least half of these things tonight. It's gonna be horrible.

10) Jinder Mahal wins and continues this AIDS salad of a feud. Please no.

9) Daniel Bryan loses to Big Cass to continue this Hepatitis salad of a feud. Free DB Free DB Free DB

8) Seth Rollins wins. Ya thats right. Seth Rollins needs to lose and either be in the Main Event or be in a 3 month long feud with Elias ( which would be amazing ) and neither should really happen if he wins. And dammit! Elias deserves the IC strap. He oozes IC champion. He's like a 1000x better Honky Tonk Man.

7) Nia Jax has to leave MITB with the title. I dont like Nia Jax, but a lot has been invested in her. I really worry if she drops the strap tonight, she's done. She'll never get enough steam to ME in the womens division. She needs a long run and she needs way better writing. The writers have let her down. ( More on this )


6) Sami Zayne finds a way to win and this Ebola salad of a feud continues. I would not put this past WWE at all. My trust has long been broken. I dont thinkt they know what they're doing. This could happen and it would be horrible.

5) James Ellsworth DOES NOT interfere in the Carmella vs Asuka match. Carmella needs a longer run as the heel and honestly, I think she's been underrated as a heel champion. I really like her run. She cant be Asuka straight up, but she can beat her with Ellsworth's help. So Ellsworth has to interfere here.

4) Braun wins MiTB. Why? Why does he need it? He doesnt at all. And this match type is the easiest way to have Braun take a L without being pinned and losing steam. But this is WWE. And they love to skip a few steps in long term storylines, so it would not shock me if they have Braun win. :roll:

3) The Miz wins MiTB. Again.. Why? He doesnt need it. He has a potential mega program with Daniel Bryan that could be on Summerslam. Hell it could headline summerslam. Why does he need to win MitB? They've already set up a mini feud with Big E. He just doesnt need to win. THe betting odds have him winning btw. WWE would be dumb to do this.


2) Natalya wins MiTB so that she can cash in and take a pin in the Nia vs Ronda match. I swear to fuck if this happens, i'll be fucking furious. How could you waste the MiTB case just so these other two dont take a pin. So many other ways to do this. I've heard this rumor a ton the last few days. If WWE does this, then fuck them, i'm probably done.

1) AJ vs Nakamura will not be the Main Event. Jesus fucking Christ are you serious WWE? How is this not the Main Event. Get the fuck out of here already. Dont shove Ronda on us. AJ vs Nakamura should be the last match. PERIOD. DONT FUCK THIS UP OMG!

I fear the mens MITB will be the closing match. Its the only way it will feel like a Raw star can win, since no Brock means no cash in, which means if it is on before AJ/Shin, then there is no reason not to have a SD guy win it to have that cash in option involved in the story.

After what I saw last night from Takeover, I’m automatically disappointed in anything they do tonight. They aren’t topping it. They aren’t even coming close to it

If the MITB winner cashes in in the AJ vs Nakamura match does that make it a triple threat last man standing match?

If they go this route, the Money in the bank Winner will wait till after the match is over, then cash in on the winner. Personally, I would love if Nakamura wins and the briefcase winner cashed in on him which means you get three men feuding over the title. Although even though they are trying to say the briefcase winner gets to challenge his brands champion, I would love for Finn to win and cash in tonight on the smackdown winner. It gets Finn over to smackdown and allows him to get out of the hell known as RAW

I realize WWE likes to make up the rules as they go along and nothing has any logic behind it so there's no actual answer to that question. But they did set a precedent with Seth Rollins that if you cash in during a match, you JOIN that match and can pin the challenger for some reason. So just for shits and giggles I'm trying to figure out how they would work the same situation with last man standing rules.

I'm guessing it becomes a triple threat and the first guy to put one or both opponents out for the 10 count leaves as champ. I'd be oddly okay with it if Rusev takes the briefcase. Give the guy a chance to shine as the top guy and if he's the drizzling shits, hot shot it off him if need be.

Both Nia Jax and Carmella win their matches or keep their titles.

Nothing else would be as damaging than those two coming out on top.

Also seems like it would be really bad if Asuka wins the SDL Women's Championship. She's gained what, 2 wins since WM? There are clearly better #1 contender options Carmella could've faced tonight and should face in future defenses assuming she leaves with the belt.

If they were going to pull the trigger on Asuka as SDL Women's Champion they should've done it @ WM.

Are there women on Smackdown who have been on a significant roll? 2 wins or not Asuka is definitely the most credible challenger she could face.

Becky?

She did beat Charlotte recently for high profile wins but also lost to Mandy for no real reason just to set up 50-50 booking the next week.

Could do some shit where Nak & Styles take each other out with an insane high spot only for the MITB holder to cash in and win the belt just by standing there. I could see that working for Miz (or Owens if they wanted to go back on what they said about only being able to cash in on their brand’s Champion).

Looking forward to seeing what BRRRAAAAUUUUUNNNNNNN is going to do tonight.

100%, I still can't believe they took her streak, by making her tap of all things, just to put Charlotte over, knowing she was going to lose the title 2 fucking days later.

Kill a 2 and a half year build so what, the Iconics could make their debut by costing Charlotte?

I can't think of a more short sighted booking decision. It's like somebody reminded Road Dogg Sunday morning they were in New Orleans where Taker lost his streak, and Scott's brother said "so we should end another streak too, fuck all the women who put Asuka over, fuck the woman's Royal Rumble, and fuck those 700 days she was undefeated, we are gonna end her streak tonight!"

I was actually fine with the idea of her losing the streak going into the match with Charlotte. The finish and the follow-up though... Holy fuck.

Having just watched the excellence of Takeover: Chicago the idea of watching tonights dross makes me want to cry inside.

Thankfully I probably won't have time to watch it until Wednesday at the earliest by which point I will no longer care.

If they had Asuka look damn near unbeatable but Charlotte somehow just outlasted her more than flat out beat her, they instantly have two world-beater level women. Instead, the finish made Asuka look less than stellar and then the woman who ended her streak lost the title and then lost CLEAN to... Carmella. If someone was asked to intentionally fuck everything up, I wouldn't assume they could do it that well. It was insane.

OH SHIT IT STARTS AN HOUR EARLY NOW I'M ACCIDENTALLY WATCHING.

Balls.

And now you are sucked into the vortex without being able to get out till it’s over. ENJOY

At least you can probably expect a shit hot crowd the whole night.

WWE: "Hold my drink"

fuck Vince McMahon

So confused why they keep the belt on AJ and don't have a Smackdown Heel win MITB

Also, they officially ruined Asuka