Bad Wrestling Jokes- lets do it!
 

Why does John Cena set his alarm to 1:59 am ?

Why did Benoit miss the last ppv?

He wanted to stay home and hang with his family.

Owen Hart jokes often fall flat.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it is a long-term angle.

Q: What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?
A: Oh Bubba, test the fries!

What was Owen Hart's favorite movie?

Cable Guy

Q: Why does Vince want to go to heaven?
A: Because he has no chance in hell

Q: Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?
A: He couldn't sell Pedigree

I don't get it.

what was eddie guerrero's finishing move? Heart failure jajaja

Test the fries =/= testify

Is that something they say? Testify?

Q:Why was al snow late for his match?
A:He was getting head.

Q. How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A. None. Light-bulb screwed Light-bulb.

Q: How many TNA fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Both of them.

Why was Cesaro depressed? He couldn't get into the swing of things.

Whats Darren Young's new finishing move called? The fruit roll up

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Yeah, goes back to the ill-advised split of The Dudley's, which happened in 2002. D-Von was given a gimmick based on his actual work as a minister and was on SmackDown! as Reverend D-Von.

No and no.

Q: What was the last thing Owen Hart heard before he died?

A: "This match is scheduled for ONE fall!"

And now I hate myself.

This gimmick was created because of the catch phrase, it is not remnant of the gimmick.

:|

John Cena was given a magician gimmick based on an actual disappearing act he could do where people literally could not see him.

I think his father worked as a minister, not him.

:nono:

All over the place with that description of D-Von's character history.

this is my absolute favorite wrestling joke to tell people

How many times did Tony Shiveonay say this was the greatest night in the history of our sport?

Asking the booking committee.

Stone Cold and Sandman started their own Beer Company, but they never actually sold any beer.

Every time someone is thrown through a window, they end up in the lower mid card and go crazy.

Everytime BRAUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN goes out to eat, he isn't finished untill after they run out of food.

Why did the Red Rooster cross the road?
Bc hes a chicken

Why did Ravishing Rick insult his wife?
Bc hes rude

Why was Rick Martel given the employee of the year award?
Bc he was a model employee

How did Dino Bravo die?
He got smoked

Why did Hillbilly Jim molest his neighbors kid?
Bc hes from Kentucky

Why did the Carter family sell TNA?

Because they couldn't afford Dixie Land

What was Dennis Stamp's favorite fruit? Dates.