Lex Luger, we never forgetti
Never forget that Lex Luger is the reason why Miss Elizabeth is no longer with us. He is probably responsible for the Chris Benoit debacle as well. I'd ask why he got to "walk", but karma has a funny way of catching up to people.
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Liz killed Liz.
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He also got Eddie addicted to narcotics.
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He put her in a dwagon thcwew leg whip
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Everyone is responsible for their own actions.
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Lex knew that he couldn't maintain the Liz sober so he dragon screw leg whipped her into the corner table and locked on the cochina clutch until she submitted permanently. The first clue is when they said that Luger used a phone when we know he couldn't piece together a scripted promo to save his life so they probably didn't get the real story.
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I miss WWE's show "confidential"
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Lex pushed Owen
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Luger stabbed Bruiser Brody
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Lex Luger is actually Jimmy Snuka
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Lex framed OJ, thankfully he got away with it
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Lex drove the White Hummer
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Lex did it for The Rock.
And by rock I mean Oxycontin |
Lex ran Katie Vick off the road.
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Lex gave Bossman the recipe for Pepper steak
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It's wasn't Sniksky's fault. It was Lex!
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Lex shot JFK from the grassy knoll
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Lex broke Wahoo's leg
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Lex killed the benoit family
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Lex killed Eddie with the same cocktail he killed Liz with
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Lex is housing all the Sandy Hook kids.
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I think we can close the case on every unsolved crime in New York, boys.
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Lex started World War II.
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Fuck you flexy lexy haters
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Lex screwed with Magnum's brakes.
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For real though Lex Lugar and Sting are responsible for getting me really interested in wrestling. First tag team I remember liking. Followed Sting more but never had a problem with Lex. People have their own vice's for life and I'm not one to judge what one does to be happy.
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Lex Luger is the biggest piece of shit in the history of rasslin. He is the reason Zach Gowan doesn't have a leg.
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He gave Bret Hart and Bryan Danielson their concussions
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He put Dynamite Kid in a wheelchair... wait.. Is that bad?
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Lex Luger wears white after labor day.
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He turned Chris Benoit on to The Bible.
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Lex Luger demanded that balloons fall from the ceiling and made his friends carry him on their shoulders over a fucking countout win. What a dick.
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Rey Mysterio fell ill and Luger donned the mask to cover for him during his tag team match against Aguayo and Manik in AAA
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What a cultural appropriating sumbitch!
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