Liv Morgan looks like shes sleep walking and Ruby keeps taking deep breaths

You know what match no one wants to see at WrestleMania, Charlotte vs Ruby Riott. Let's just not go there.

Liv Morgan should have been booked as biscuit's lower income long lost twin sister

Remember that time a few weeks ago where Ruby said her last name gave her a big advantage in the Rumble because it was sort of similar in name or whatever. End result was her getting eliminated in the middle of the pack for order.

RP stopped posting. Probably jerking it right now.

It would probably be a good match. But yeah, I don't want it at M--

WHOA! CARMELLA!

Uh oh

:lol: at the ref bump

LOL fucked up the cash in

Carmella Corbin over here.

Well that was different

Worse than Seth Rollins Kneemaker BUT FASTER

Anyway, I do think the Riott Squad would work way better as a face stable. All three were faces in NXT, and I've actually heard Ruby do a ton of interviews in the indies and she comes across as incredibly likable. Them as heels just feels really unnatural.

The bell hasn't RUNG*, Corey. Not "rang".

WWE refs have glass bones

Dillenger has such a boss theme.

Go choke on diarrhea.

Did Carmella officially cash in?

I liked her face promos in NXT better.

no

biscuit butt needs to be the only person in the universe that can tame braun.

Definitely watching the mixed match challenge tonight

I'm telling you guys Nakamura's got mic skills the only thing missing is the ability to understand everything he's saying but I kinda like that

WWE has no male New Zealand wrestlers, yet New Japan has two. Get your act together, WWE.

He's charismatic. They just need to find a way that taps into that without making him a caricature of someone trying to be eccentric.

Said it last night love it if they were still buds when this is over

i want to see alexa ride braun into the arena. it'd be so majestic

A tag team called The Conchords, perchance?

Vignettes. Subtitles. Experts talking about him. JR could lend him credibility in a second.

I'm not sure. Never heard of them. I was thinking of Jay White and Henare.

Does anyone know how long the delay is until it shows up on the Network?

isn't new zealand just a bunch of sheep and where the lord of the rings happened

I was making a Flight of the Conchords joke. I'll fuck off now.

Why is Renee dressed like Beetlejuice?

Weird to have another backstage segment interrupt the intros to matches tonight. Wonder if they were last minute additions or someone screwed up with tonight's timing and had more segments than thought.

Oh, I was thinking it was a reference to them, but I wasn't sure if a team actually existed using that name, haha.

Seems to me like making the most out of your two hours.

Magic 8 ball, have I ever wanted Baron Corbin to win a match?

"My sources say no"

I'm thinking about where wrestlers are from, because it's more interesting than actually watching WWE. I've always wondered if the kayfabe of Yokozuna being Japanese persists into the modern era. I think Cole said something at the Rumble about Yoko being Reigns' cousin. So I guess the idea that Yokozuna is Japanese has been retconned.

On the flip side, WWE has two as Hall of Famers and NJPW has none. Then again NJPW doesn't have a Hall of Fame either.