Game: Describe a Wrestler in 10 words or less
 

Basically, I feel like, if it takes more than 10 words to describe a wrestler, it's too complicated. So, let's have some fun. One person names a wrestler. Then another person describes him/her using 10 words or less, then names another wrestler. For Example:

1. Minoru Suzuki

2. MMA Legend who helped modernize Japanese Pro Wrestling

"Leaping" Lanny Poffo

Basically, ya'll get the gist.

And I'll start with... Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan is a superior rassler with technical ability second to none

BOBBY JAGGERS

Legend.

123 kid.

Was a perennial underdog before he invented "X-Pac Heat".

The One Man Gang

A Tough Biker before that Ceremony.

Papa Shongo

The Godfather but not over.

911.

Was way over until a fan no-sold a chokeslam.

Rick Martel.

Spoke like Pepe Le Pew and was a model.

Haku (it likely won't top the one in my head)

Toughest man to ever enter the ring.

Big Dick Dudley

Dumb name. Dumb worker.


Santino

Canadian with a goofy accent and a green sock puppet

Boogeyman

A worm eating native monster with a clock in hand.

Undertaker

The Phenom who should have retired sooner.

Triple H.

Triple H

Shovel

Doug Furnas

Someone I only remember with Phil Lafon

Dan Spivey

Proto Bray Wyatt and hell with a chair.

Vader

Vader
Popped out eyeball, Stiff asssss fuck


Jumping Jim Brunzell

Killer Bee

Raven.

Former Goof turned Decadent Slacker, Fear the Rhino!

Scott Hall

Hey Yo!

William Regal.

Real england man's man

Bastion booger

Norman the Jobber.

Steve Corino.

Garbage

TATANKA

BUFFALO!

Hunter Q. Robbins the 3rd.

Triple H is GOD.

Fuckhead youre supposed to put another wrestler

Triple H is GOD. < /thread >

Not related to ice cream mogul Baskin.

Steve Blackman

Lethal weapon. Cult legend.

Bobby Eaton

He was severely underrated. Also a beautiful man.

Jack Swagger

Real American with Real bad lisp.

Dutch Mantell

Hairy fucker

Mean Gene Okerlund

Greatest announcer of all-time, which brings us to...

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin (since this post was made @ 3:16PM local time, WHAT?!) 😁

Owner of Crapper 3:16 port-o-potty.

The Rockin' Rebel.