Bad Wrestling Jokes- lets do it!
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Why did Benoit miss the last ppv?
He wanted to stay home and hang with his family. |
Owen Hart jokes often fall flat.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it is a long-term angle. |
Q: What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?
A: Oh Bubba, test the fries! |
What was Owen Hart's favorite movie?
Cable Guy |
Q: Why does Vince want to go to heaven?
A: Because he has no chance in hell |
Q: Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?
A: He couldn't sell Pedigree |
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what was eddie guerrero's finishing move? Heart failure jajaja
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Is that something they say? Testify?
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Q:Why was al snow late for his match?
A:He was getting head. |
Q. How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A. None. Light-bulb screwed Light-bulb. |
Q: How many TNA fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Both of them. |
Why was Cesaro depressed? He couldn't get into the swing of things.
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Whats Darren Young's new finishing move called? The fruit roll up
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Q: What was the last thing Owen Hart heard before he died? A: "This match is scheduled for ONE fall!" |
And now I hate myself.
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John Cena was given a magician gimmick based on an actual disappearing act he could do where people literally could not see him.
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All over the place with that description of D-Von's character history.
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How many times did Tony Shiveonay say this was the greatest night in the history of our sport?
Asking the booking committee. |
Stone Cold and Sandman started their own Beer Company, but they never actually sold any beer.
Every time someone is thrown through a window, they end up in the lower mid card and go crazy. Everytime BRAUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN goes out to eat, he isn't finished untill after they run out of food. |
Why did the Red Rooster cross the road?
Bc hes a chicken Why did Ravishing Rick insult his wife? Bc hes rude Why was Rick Martel given the employee of the year award? Bc he was a model employee How did Dino Bravo die? He got smoked Why did Hillbilly Jim molest his neighbors kid? Bc hes from Kentucky |
Why did the Carter family sell TNA?
Because they couldn't afford Dixie Land |
What was Dennis Stamp's favorite fruit? Dates.
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