Very passionate pre-match speech by Enzo prior to his upcoming destruction.

New theme for Cass, new tights...RIP Enzo. :(

Cass heel theme doesn't seem very good

That generic music fits the generic big man that is Big Cass

eh, give it time. Could be worse.

Big Cass is only 100 pounds heavier than me despite him being 7' and me being 5'8". Fuck. Time to do a DDP yoga sesh during this PPV.

We may all have to turn ourselves in to our local PD tonight after the show because I'm pretty sure we're witnessing legalized murder.

That's right Booker T, fuck those neighbors, they can't win tag matches to save their measly asses

WWE should rename him as El Genrico Dos since the other one has been missing for years.

It got much better once he stopped constantly talking about "That's Life".

Its a shame they can't do a charisma transplant from Enzo to someone who could actually use it

I think he died from a package piledriver, and Repo Man took his mask.

That win was by far the shocker of the night

Balls.....had Big Boot in Tipsters but then changed it to East River Crossing not sure if the boot would be his actual finisher.

HEAT

WWE 24 presents 30 seconds of Dixie carter

I don't think I'm ready for Vince McMahon to talk about Kurt Angle breaking his heart by leaving.

Fully prepared to cry like a bitch watching that.

This makes it seem like the company doesnt activly push its wrestlers to preform injured and it was all Kurts doing that he transformed into bizzaro Kurt while in TNA

Pretty sure there's been a 30 minute iron man match for the tag titles before. I remember it involving London and Kendrick I think.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease let this match lead to the start of Broken Matt

Have a "Pavlovian" negative reaction every time I hear Cesaro and Sheamus's theme

2-2 tie?

Does WWE need to acquire a driving themed sponsor every year for this ppv?

He showed a little bit of Broken Matt in that promo. That would be DELIGHTFUL!

Are you sure that's not just because you're brown and sirens are and should be terrifying to you?

Ceasro's Bond-esque entrance would be a lot cooler with a different theme. Same for the setup into Sheamus' theme

his Malenko-like music would be perfect honestly.

Sheamus and Cesaro have been one of my favorite things since the start of the brand split, which is impressive considering how bored I was of their feud over the first few months of it.

LOL HOLY SHIT

Lol

Matt Hardy just got Daniel bryaned by Sheamus

Oh God. This is gonna be one of THOSE multi-fall matches where falls happen at a nonsensical rate.

Why isn't that always Sheamus first move?

At least that's a new way to score an early fall rather than a stupid rollout or random dropkick for a pin three minutes in.

Or he hates Europeans

Think that was the same way the first fall in the Best 2-of-3 happened.

For tipsters purposes I hope that's the only fall