The flying nothing did not work for Roode

Damn. Walked out of the room and missed the end of the match.

No man it was perfectly executed, it was worth a bunch of replays I thought!

Excellent match but the wrong guy won.

Yea it was a very methodical match shame it took people till the end to catch on

Time to renew the feud of the year in Orton vs Jinder

That would've been a really solid match to kick off Mania with.

Roode heel turn finally????

Oh god don't do this let Roode go heel

lol

Okay triple threat is good for me.

thanks christ

Orton vs Jinder vs Roode will be my concession stand/restroom match in 4 weeks...

YES

US title match was really good.

Apparently WWE wrestlers still haven't figured out after all these years to not do the Flying Nothing against Orton. Maybe in the future it will be like Ric Flair's top rope move where it finally becomes effective to do.

Match turned out OK after the first 20 mins of chin locks

Does Tapout bodyspray smell as bad as BOD?

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I'm ready for Rhonda to step in the ring and make Kelly Kelly look like Alica Fox

Of course we get a RAW Rebound segment in the middle of a SD PPV.

Orton/Roode/Jinder is a great idea for Mania. It's a really long show, we need a food/pee break segment.

Naomi may be the Equal of the crossfit Kingslayer in terms of cardio

she dances all the way to the ring

Ray Rougeau looks like Agent Coulson

Women's match with 0 midriffs showing

Becky Lynch not wearing pants though

Why do we need to be reminded of Raw being in languages we dont speak

Funaki is always welcome onscreen though.

Singlets aplenty.

Carmella looking great in hers as always.

Looking at that flames singlet, Becky must've bought her attire from the same place Seth Rollins bought his.

Everybody except the crazy cat lady is wearing old lady swimsuits

Naomi got folded

Bam Bam BECKelow

Yeah, Nattie rocking her usual dominatrix leather singlet as per usual for her.

Women's division has sucked since Ellsworth was cut...... feels like the writers just completely stopped even trying

Dont see how you can ever agree to someone jumping into your face crotch first

:lol:

lol at camera running into Carmella's ass

:lol:

Carmella wins a match :eek:

Carmella now carefully contemplating her next move in her well-developed plan to not do anything with her Money in the Bank contract ever.