owenbrown creates a Raw is War thread 6/12/17
 

feat. BBBRRRRRRROOOOOCCCCCKKKKKK LLLLESSSSSNNNNAARRRRR confronting Samoa Joe after he attacked Paul Heyman

also Not Broken Hardy Boyz vs Sheamus & 00Cesaro rematch for the Raw tag team titles in a match

plus more!

Actually hyped for a segment on Raw tonight. Hoping Brock vs Joe try to murder each other for three straight hours.

That said, when it's a 60 second segment with Joe walking down to the ring, standing on the apron, and then backing off with "I'll fight you on my time!" I'm going to turn off this episode.

B show time

Yeah. Brock's back to avenge Paulie. Which is always must see TV.

Everything else, we'll take it as we go.

I wonder if they are going to mail it in tonight against game 5 of the NBA Finals?

Oooh they are in the Cajundome....... I hope Corporal Cajun makes a return tonight!

Brock's out first?!

Early night for me it seems.

Starting with Brock seems like a pretty resounding NO to me.

I like the graphics with the names on the cars.......

Welp, looks like there's a good chance I'll be turning off the TV five minutes in.

100% yes

GREAT BALLS OF FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Paul will talk for at least 10

Only if he's with Sgt. Slaughter, Col. Mustafa and Gen. Adnan. :shifty:

opening the show with Brock confronting Samoa Joe, excellent start!

Heyman saying "reigning, defending, undisputed universal champion" doesn't quite have the same "good sound" as "heavyweight champion of the world"

Maybe 20 if we're REALLY #BLESSED.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">In <a href="https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe">@SamoaJoe</a>'s defense, after all those years in TNA he might not know what respect looks like <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/874417689409859586">June 13, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Tyson Tomko was the best Problem Solver

:y: checks out, Roman.

I thought Joe was TNA champ at one point.

OOH! AH! OOH! AH! OOH! AH! OOH! AH!

That goatee though...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CebRWqlA9R...on+Tomko+7.png

Cue the fart music

Wow at Joe's music hitting to zero reaction.......

Coquina Clutch v. Kimura Lock

Oh Kurt. You spoil sport.

Do you really expect anything else out of intense bad porn music?

I WILL KILL YOU!

The Brock-Taker brawl redux

Lesnar should kill Enzo just because

Might as well suspend Brock for putting his hands on the security. At least it's a story excuse..

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO! :shifty:

You are more obsessed with Joe's music sounding like "bad porn music" than most of this forum was with you shitting in a bucket.

Thank God.

Joe has 2 hands and a fighting chance

Gives me some hope it won't be a four minute match at GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

That was pretty great overall. Just missing Joe or Lesnar randomly beating up of the guys breaking up the fight.

http://i.imgur.com/bd1ClEs.gif

Cock-in-a-Clutch.

Guessing were going to see more physicality between Brock and <strike>Porno</strike> Samoa Joe at the end of the night that sees him locking Brock into the Coquina Clutch as sort of a response to Heyman's assertion that he will never get Brock in it.

I like that Samoa Joe doesn't back down...... unlike that Braun Strowman guy did........

No the Indominus(god what a fucking stupid name) was whipping the T-Rex's ass

Christ

WHO WANTS TO WALK WITH ELIAS?!

LMAO OMG that weird, awkward silence after Booker said "It's gonna be on fire!" :lol:

Brock's really good at selling, he doesn't get enough credit for it

This song might just incite World War III

It's the catch-22 of him being an unstoppable monster. It makes his selling extra impactful, but it also means he basically never sells--so when he does have a competitive match with someone and sells, it makes them look like their maneuvers are nuclear bombs.

They cut to the announce team weird

Brock also really good at looking angry/flustered

RIP Grandfather Clock. :'(

Bet Miz's presents from now on are going to be in clear boxes to prevent another dastardly Macho Man elbow attack by Miz. Poor Grandfather Clock never stood a chance last week.


Yeah that was really stupid and made no sense considering the stuff prior to Taker showing up.

Isn't this the site for WM 34 next year? Thought they mentioned something about it last week, IIRC.

Cringed at Booker using the word "shield" to talk about Dean.

Samson wins with the Cross-Rhodes yet again!

Yes.

WM in a 13.5k capacity arena? yep

I didn't mean the arena itself. Just couldn't recall if they're in NOLA or not.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">One kick from Joe wipes out half of the Raw roster. <a href="https://t.co/GBHTykQd1L">pic.twitter.com/GBHTykQd1L</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/874419550539927552">June 13, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Pretty much the same place
135 miles
Lafayette, LA. Distance from New Orleans

The secret? His foot is actually a 20lb. bowling ball.

Cool. Thanks for the info. 👍

Don't feel bad. True Blood is the only reason I knew there were other inhabitable places in Louisiana outside of NO.

LOLWTF

Damn. Titantron got chromecast

Well that was really stupid.

That was weird but Alicia Fox needs a decent push when she's back

2017's Daniel Bryan WM moment.

So Kurt is mad at miz for interfering in Dean's match and doesn't want him to do that but 2 minutes later tells him to do something about Dean.

Cut him a break, he's busy trying to keep his dick pics off the internet.

UGH, all that stupid yelling from Alicia...

https://media1.giphy.com/media/GfAD7...hy.gif#9-grid1

TEN DOLLARS?! Probably Natalya shirts

Where is my hot hunk of a husband Roman Reigns at? Mama wants to feel moist, OK.

They just had a class on this for the entire roster though.

fuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkk

The way Bray appeared on the screen there I thought he was going to yell "STOP! LISTEN!" and then banish some maggots to the black hole......

Next Week my husband will announce he is going to do something BIG at SummerSlam, bigger than beating Underwear Sniffer's old ass at WrestleMania!

godfuckingdammit why is that sock back?!

lol Randy Orton is still in the package.

Ugh at Roman 'announcing' his SummerSlam plans...maybe he will face John Cena in a 'battle of the brands' or w/e

Wish Bray Wyatt would never talk anymore (or wrestle)

Bray talking about his wife here?

Hoping for him to try to stake a claim to a title shot only for him to be interrupted by I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU and set up a number one contender match at GBOF.

Owen, you silly goose! I am sorry, Roman Reigns is the only man I have my eyes set on! I can't have sex with you now or ever.

Was kind of bored w/ Bray/Seth segment for some reason...maybe I am just tired idk

I also tuned out.

Was hoping someone would explain it if anything interesting actually happened.

FREE AGENT JOHN CENA?! :wtf:

Ummm when did Cena become a free agent in the WWE?

They really mishandled the Superstar Shakeup trades stuff this year.

Free Agent John Cena returns to Smackdown....... does this mean he isn't actually on any roster right now?

Free agent, John Cena :nono:

Quit eye fucking yourself, DAMN inator

Wow, I hope John Cena returns to RAW. John Cena and Roman Reigns on the same show would give RAW more starpower than it's ever had in WWE history. Unquestionably the two biggest names in WWE history and the best rasslers ever. Also both USA as fuck too. Wooooooo!

Free Agent....Since when?

Kalisto's new theme is just awful. Somehow it's worse than Cesaro's siren theme.

Cena suddenly being a "free agent" likely means he's headed back to Raw to job to Reigns at SummerSlam.

Why on earth is Tozawa in the front row instead of sitting at ringside like every other superstar ever? RACISM