I be marking out

Heh, sometimes the scripting is just way too much.

I was just defending the windmill, shooting zombies and whatnot, kept running out of ammo and dying. Had no idea what was going on, so I checked a walkthrough to see that after I run out I actually have to click "fire" 3 times so Clem notices she's out of ammo and runs away. I kept clicking once, because come the fuck on.

They tried to give her a dog this season....didn't work out to well.

Should've not been greedy with the food..jerk

Pretty sure the dog attacks Clem anyway, doesn't matter if you try to offer it food or not. I tried sharing with it, and the ungrateful and/or rabid fuck STILL bit her.

I gave the dog food and the motherfucker turned on me in an instant.

This game only gives you so much free will.

No matter what you do, you still get bitten by the dog.

Hmmm, the black lady just gave birth through her pants.

I play 2 save files.

I like to do the complete opposite choices on the second one, for my first game I ended with Jane and the family in Lowes. What ending should I pick for the second one?

Yeah what fucking game is merc playing?

Completely opposite would probably be not going with Jane, duh?

And then

There are 3 endings that involve me not going with Jane. come on man

Kenny is the man.

Go with Kenny.

I do keep calling my 2nd save file "Evil Clem" so that would make sense.

Kenny's ending with him pretty much sacrificing himself for the kids is the best one IMO, not really evil though. You'd have to kill them both to fulfil that really.

It was a damn joke...sesh!

Never ended up finishing my Season Two playthrough before trading my 360 in for an Xbox One. Just repurchased the first season and working my way through it, I had forgotten some big moments that happened but getting sucked back into the story again.

Will get Season Two once I've finished this one.

Carver was played By Mr.Blonde...learn something new everyday

Something I keep thinking about:

I wonder if Omid and Christa were supposed to originally be extended into Alvins and Rebecca's spot for Season 2 in an early draft.

I was kinda miffed that they feature the characters from 500 Days more, and fuck Bonnie!

I did not save her when the ice broke so she died on good terms with me.

The only thing I remember about Bonnie is how she fucked up that chicks face in 400 Days.

Not as a fucked up as the wife's head at the end. AMIRITE

Recently repurchased season one and two on Xbox One and completed it all the way up to episode three in season two. It's where I got up to on my 360 version. Felt so good bashing in Carver's fucking face again :mad:

Got the last two episodes to go now, which I didn't go through before, pretty pumped for them.

When season three comes I think for shock they need to

Time to move in a different direction.

Nah clems the homie

Just finished episode 4 and 5, so many big choices in the two episodes. Ended up leaving Sarah in the trailer (dumb bitch), robbed Arvo (cunt) and killed Rebecca at the end.

Episode five, I listened to Luke and covered him on the lake (fuck Bonnie) and sided with Kenny towards the end (couldn't kill him despite him going slightly crazy), but left to join Wellington without him. So many feels with that ending :'(

Looking forward to Season Three. This will probably be a season where past choices change a lot of the story.

How could you leave Kenny!? Jerk

Yknow, as many times as I told myself "gah, Kenny's being an ass, fuck this guy", at the end...as much as I wanted to go one way, I sided with Kenny.

I shot that mother fucker in the face.

Traitor. Lying cunt had the baby all along. You got played suckah.

:mad:

Kenny was a Lunatic, he needed to die.

Nope. He is a survivalist. He's like Richard from Survivor.

Which is why he's dead right now.

A tax cheat?

It was a tough choice, I always trusted Kenny despite everything and his speech at the end got to me, so I listened to him and left with a tear in my eye :'(

If you sided with that psycho bitch Clem is dead bro. No way she can protect her.

Jane was pretty sweet until the end, manipulating bitch. At least Kenny always tells it like it is.

...And attempts to beat people to death like Carver did to him.

Granted I would have shot Arvo in the face during the gun battle. But Kennys sanity was hanging on by a thead, He was gonna lose it until that baby was born. And if that baby ever died he'd probably kill Clem.

I would have left Jane to herself if it wasn't for the baby. A tween can not take care of a baby by herself in the zombie apocalypse.