https://youtu.be/NcO9rgWCtrU?t=16

Where you goin? Where you goin?

Sami Zayn gonna hit Bobby Lashley with a kid.

https://i.imgur.com/khKNRad.gif

You know your segment is Dead on Arrival if you can't get a USA chant from the likes of Texas

Ouch, not even a USA chant was able to get the crowd motivated for more than a few seconds for this segment.

Okay..

Jesus.

Did we make it?

Someone on this announce team used a little too much Soul Glow.

Let's be real.

Lashley probably didn't actually join the military.

His sisters probably kept him regularly dosed with LSD and had him fight scarecrows in a field to build character.

THE BIG DOG

Wait.

Jinder speaking (mostly) the truth.

How the fuck are they accidentally making Jinder face.

Where am I

All of you stop staring at Jinder Mahal's chest those are shaving bumps not roid acne

I"M DER BUG DERGGGGGGGGGGG DIS MER YERDDDDDDDDDDD

Go Jinder!

WWE managed to find something worse than the Sami-Lashley segment with this Jinder-Reigns promo war.

I know right. I look back Corey Graves.

This segment worked much better when it was Samoa Joe and not Samoan Joe.

What has Roman done lately?

*pours bottle of Ambien into hand*

six-woman tag lol

What's the main event? I'm tired

Lose and Boos

Are you trying to blame your upcoming racism on something?

Finn Balor v. Kevin Owens

Oh, I can catch that on YouTube.

Good night

Let's be clear I'm judging Roman and Mahal on the content of their wrestling which blows( this fued sucking will be purely Romans fault) not the color of their skin which just happens to be Brown

Why do I kinda love The Riott Squad?

Sami Zayn is the best

Ruby is a star in the making

Same for Ember

A lot of terribly sold knee injuries going around in the women's division

Rusev and Lana should have all of the commercials.

I think more accurate to say he began a fued with Kurt Angle, and by proxy, a returning Jason Jordan.

Meanwhile at the SD houseshow Asuka splitting wigs


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Lana wearing a wig or really long hair extensions does explain how her hair got suddenly a lot bigger recently.

WWE Faces continue to be the HEELS.

And Sasha and Bayley are inexplicably friends again.

:| Bayley won a match she wasn't even involved in.

How the hell does that even make sense to begin with.

Missed opportunity to start the Switchblade Bayley heel turn.

Wow suddenly Bailey matters I do like her stealing this thing though

My dream of a slimy heel Bailey is clinging to life

Baron Corbin being the voice of reason.

This is somehow more bewildering than anything else that has happened in 2018.

Is Bore'n only working out his right bicep or is that weird camera magic?