Place your bets on how long before David Otunga is sent to the back and Percy Watson gets sent to replace him.

I wonder is my Jinder Mahal rocking that mullet ironically or does he not know he's wearing a mullet

You settle for Percy Watson but you hope and pray for Booker T

THE BIG DOG

I'm really waiting for him to call Watson back and go DEEP into the bullpen and get Titus out here on commentary.

"His finishing maneuver known as THE STOMP."

Not really inspiring fear.

Damn Dark One, toying with my emotions...

Booker Tealy should have made his commentary debut tonight.

"STEVE AUSTIN SETTING UP FOR HIS FINISHING MANEUVER THE SIT!"

Yeah. not working.

Wait a minute they went from calling at the blackout to the stomp I hate Vince McMahon so much

This is so fucking boring.

Elias doing big business these days.

Oh man.

I hope the still-employed and heavily-concussed Ealy gets a Charlie Haas-style gimmick and starts coming out as like Booker Tealy and Stone Cold Ealy Austin.

They're going to realize how stupid this is when Rollins at some point is just stomping his opponent

I dunno, you'd think many things would have been realized by them at this point, but nah.

Hey - think of the positives from the match - Elias wins and even though he didn't eat the pin, Roman technically loses. These are GOOD things.

Authors of Pain missing from that Tag Team Battle Royale.

THE BIG DOG NEVER GOT PINNED

I sort of zoned out during part of the opener tbh

The fact that Bobby Roode is pushed as a face speaks volumes about just how incompetent the writing team is

Carmella, hell yeah. Fuck the haters!

They're busy writing their next book. "How do I get back to Orlando?"

WWE logic yes make the hottest guy on your Monday night roster right now who's not named Braun strowman eat a pin just to save the guy who's probably one of the most hated people on your roster from not looking strong

He's no Rollermacka.

This wouldn't happen if Lock Jaw was still the anonymous/non-anonymous RAW G.M.!

I thought they were busy writing a long complicated beautiful letter to Paul ellering telling him that they were wrong and that they miss him dearly.

There's very few on the main roster these days who are.

Bobby Roode is a perfect heel
Bobby Roode is a horrible face

Naturally, he's a face.

Why are there tacos. Why am I watching this.

IT'S NOT EVEN SMACKDOWN

It's not Taco Tuesday, Curt!

#FACETHEFACTS

Food + Curt Hawkins = not ending well.

CURT HAWKINS IS HERE WITH AN OPEN CHALLENGE MAGGLE

Is that Steve Styles?

Probably gonna need a few more tacos.

If his prediction is not him getting back with Zack Ryder or forming the ultimate tag team with Heath Slater I don't want to hear it

E. Lee Styles

Curt Hawkins is about to embark on his Ryback / Braun strowmanesque jobber crushing spree