..... :'(

Kentucky is Westeros.

Its the best worst story ever

HEAR US ROAR

Wildcat does kinda look like a lanister lion...

Destor wasn't being serious, though. I understand what you're trying to say. It just a really fucking silly thing to say.

Also, you guys are gross.

Hey i didn fuck my own sister...

I know he wasn't being serious. My god man. Neither were any of the people that made the comparisons.

When you named yourself simple fan, I thought you meant, like...just a fan. Didn't realize you meant it like...slow.

...yet

Grado and Joseph Park are funnier than Broken too.

Maybe if i get her drunk..?

Not sure how you got me being slow out of that. I completely understand you stance and don't disagree with it totally. It is stupid to have him out there like that without playing off of it. I also understand how some people don't get the gimmick. It's not for everyone but it is everything I've said it its. No its not some great production but it wasn't meant to be. It doesn't bother me that you don't like it but you ignore alot of what I say to suit your narrative. You are actually the guy that gave me the name Simple Fan if you remember.

When or how could I have done that? What did your name used to be?

Sting Fan?

im just a fan. It's quoted when I made the change in the name change request thread. You and road doggy dogg inspired the name.

Nope, don't remember. Glad you're enjoying it, though.

Believe it was in a Confederate flag thread and you said something or the sort: just a fan, just flag, just a shirt. Pretty simple dude. RDD had the Simple Plan lyric that goes I'm just a...., there was also a Lynard Skynard Simple Man reference that I couldn't find at the time I made the request. I was fairly new to the internet at the time and just went with I'm just a fan and it naturally evolved into Simple Fan.

It doesn't matter.

None of this matters.

He had an obviously regrettable "dress up like Shakespeare" phase?!

See. I mean its Danm Inator but still.

If I dress up like Shakespeare and start fucking a dog, does that make the act of fucking a dog Shakespearian? No. It doesn't. And neither did that.

What if it doth?

It dothn't.

I hope this means like in a poker game or something.

Hey, better his sister than his mother, and his mother ain't bad...

This might be my favorite post of all-time.

I have to know that sister fucking one now too. That will teach me to find joy in threads about Matt Hardy.

I don't really want sci-fi in wrestling. All that magic bullshit is dumb. Could have bought Matt Hardy as burnt out fuck-wit who needs to do a funny voice to disguise the fact that he can't really promo. Like, honestly, there are outlines of good things there. Well, things that hide the weaknesses of Matt Hardy. But he should have been a jobber. Because if your whole thing is that you are burnt out then you can't suddenly be good.

I dunno, Matt's always been mid-card. That's his station in life. Some dudes are like that. I used to really like him and wish for more, but sometimes you've got to get real. It's smarky bullshit that gets over only in that echo-chamber of people who like it. Send it out there in the real world and it looks worse than actual wrestling does, which already looks pretty bad to people.

Oh, and it wasn't funny. Matt Hardy and The Hurricane doing that thumbs up smile at the camera is one of the most hack things I've ever seen in my life. It's way too smug to be genuinely funny. See, Hardy thought he could get away with bad wrestling, which people let him do because everything else is so flat. But to pull off smug comedy you've got to actually be funny.