******OFFICIAL ROYAL RUMBLE COMPLAINING THREAD*******
 

You know the deal. This is for pissing and moaning. Absolutely nothing positive should be discussed in here.

fucking LOLROMANROIDS wins incoming

Commercials during the show. Terrible.

I ran out of weed

Sniff some glue

Why is the men's rumble on before the women? Awful

Great. Now we have to listen to Steph on commentary for who knows how long before she's introduced as a "surprise" entrant.

Some fucking Jap guy won. Wtf. He isn't even on Raw. Art

TOO MANY ASIANS WINNING! NOT DIVERSE ENOUGH!

I have thoughts. They are all angry. Imagine i posted them

The prize for the 30 woman Rumble wasn't a night in bed with me. 0/10 back to jacking off I go.

Call this the Royal Grumble thread. Fucks sake.

Lots of sandwiches weren't getting made during the Women's Royal Rumble.

Not enough titties were honked

How many times did Jazzy Foot jerk off to the Women's Rumble?

I miss Jazzy Foot :(

Hahaha!

Honestly though, all those women hanging upside down over the top rope and not one pop-out? What gives?

Michelle McCool came in & eliminated like 4 girls at once. I wonder who she's fucking? :shifty:

Tye Dillanger didn't enter the Rumble. I demand a refund and a Sundae

Trish wasn't zoomed in on when she did the tribute to the infamous "V-Lick" Mickie did after grabbing Trish at WM 22 and she also turned away from the camera. For 2 days, this has left me EXTREMELY frustrated!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mentioned it in the thread but her being 5'10" made her one of the few people that could get people over the top rope in a non-awkward fashion. I think that made her a good choice to eliminate a ton of people despite who she's fucking.

Saw highlights of the Women's Rumble. Most of the chants were for the men associated with the female performers in there. I would like to complain about the sexism of Philadelphia, please.

Ha. I picked up on that. The crowd really not playing along with the “equality” motif. :lol:

It's Philadelphia. Disgusting town full of disgusting people.

I want to complain that WWE bought back Mysterio for the night and not Super Calo

They tried, but he couldn't find his sunglasses.

Joke's on him. They were sewed to his mask.

I'd like to complain about Ronda Rousey's use of theme song. Reminds me of Freaks & Geeks, which sadly got canceled before its time.