Roseanne - The revival announced with original cast
 

I am going to need a new Halloween episode ASAP.

I wonder how they will 'un-kill Dan'....also they should 'un-win' the lottery....the last several years of the show should just disappear.

I liked the show Roseanne but Roseanne is an insane piece of shit and is one of the most viciously extreme anti-Arab racists in the entire world so I hope only horrible things happen in her life :y:

Remember when Becky farted?

I want a Small Wonder reboot. Would be more believable and less cringeworthy now

Dude wtf

Totally forgot Dan died.

Wait. Did he? I remember he had a heart attack but that was season 8. I don't remember how the series ended. Thought it was that. Huh.

There was some retcon there but I think he def died.

Yeah, I was never clear on if that was legit part of the series story or not.

He had an affair to i think.

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Yesssssssssss

fuck you sixx today is a great day. ROSEANNE is back...RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

god damn it

From the same article.....

I am down with only if they have BOTH Becky's switching in and out like the Olson Twins, and that being the joke.

lol Dan faking his death.

Marrying a woman half his age. That would be a Big stretch...bang!

He will comeback as half man half machine.

RoboDan

he should come back as Dan Scott

who also happened to be faking his death

BECKY....CUT...THE....CHEESE :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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He DID have an affair. It isn't too much of a stretch to get away from a batshit crazy lady. :rofl:

Wasn't the affair just cover for his death in the finale? Or are we discounting the finale as bullshit? I usually do.

That's what i thought.
The affair happened after the lottery win and the heart attack.
Unless it has something to do with Taxes and Roseanne new bout it

OOORRRR she was just in denial about the whole thing and fabricated her story to "get away" from life and the fallout of said affair and potential divorce (which gives more "story" options).

Maybe he will play a ghost like Dexter's father in the TV Show Dexter.

I hope her sister's awesome husband returns.

Really liked that guy.

Also will George Clooney be back as a factory worker?

Sandra Bernhard will probably be back.

What an ugly bastard.

True Story (Lies)

He will take everybody out for Buffalo Wild Wings to say sorry for faking his death or having an affair if they go with the finale story or retconned respectively.