You know what would be fresh. How about a " Bray " like moment where Paige appears out of nowhere to help some woman out? That would be new.

( WWE will steal this idea like the others they've stolen from me )

I WONDER WHO WILL WIN THIS MATCH?!

Give it to Micke

Dana has no momentum and Nia can't wrestle

Paige is busy getting in slap fights with Del Rio presumably over misplaced cocaine.

Summer Rae.....Summer Rae.

They could just save 5 minutes and let Ni a Jax win via forefeits

I feel like Titus Worldwide has to get the nod over The List, because The List had Jericho going for it. Titus Worldwide has goddamn Titus O'Neil and Apollo Crews.

Mickie is in the ring with Nia Jax and Dana Brooke...

I sure hope her insurance is paid up.

Telegraphing Nia's win by giving her an entrance

Rip Dana Brooke

"I can't even explain what she just did to Dana."

Probably because it wasn't an actual maneuver.

Shocked by this result

I'm not sure why they felt the need to have two triple threats when there were like 2.5 legitimate contenders across all 6 women.

Maybe they can call up some of the Mae young women. To raw

Shes gonna need to grab mark Henry's belt extender

Calling it now that there will be a triple threat at Summerslam too after next week's Sasha/Nia match ends in shenanigans........

SDL women's roster feels way bigger and more alive

Last Man Standing..so Roman wins cause Braun is a monster

I had already forgotten all about Goldust!

"Did you miss me" the mask 1994

Kurts got another illegitimate kid

Normally I'd complain that this is time that could be spent having Braun murder Roman but I loves Goldust too much

Another shark cage match?

What the fuck.

I go to the bathroom and come back to hear they're putting Enzo in the shark cage?

Mattel must have found another pallet of WWE Crash Cage playsets in their warehouse or something.

They coming out with another toy cage they need to promote?

Raw is in Boston next week?

Nia Jax wins

Anyone else been throwing their arms in the air and yelling like Braun a lot as of late?

Corey Graves sounds like a man that's seen a donkey show or two in his time.

Sticking Enzo in a shark cage is probably WWE's way of getting rid of Enzo without having to fire him.

Probably going to leave him up there for the whole show and pretend to forget him while they leave after the show is over. Sort of like the gag when Heath Slater didn't get drafted and WWE shut the lights in the room he was in except this time its not a joke.

Xpac Scott hall and DDP..hmm

I have closed captioning on and i flipped from the Cubs game to Raw and Strowman is coming out and on my TV it says " Enzo in shark cage ".

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You missed Big Ass asking for a match with Show where Enzo is in a shark cage above the ring

Probably not a good idea to have a close up shot of Strowman with that booger trying to come out of his nose.

Braun should run over Roman with the busted up Ambulance

I'm tired of Braun vs Roman. If Braun doesnt kill him here, i'm going to be really annoyed.

You shut your whore mouth. Braun and Roman should probably beat the shit out of each other for eternity.

I feel like Reigns / Strowman is going to escalate to a Taipei Death Match in a matter of weeks at this rate.

MOLTEN HOT TAKE ALERT:

Reigns/Strowman is the Flair/Steamboat of our generation WWE wishes that Cena/Orton was.

Stromans boot prints are now tattooed on Romans lungs

Ha ha! Was hoping he would just chuck the chair at Roman, and he did!

goddammit stay down!