The bedpan shot heard round the world. Classic.

:lol: at the "donk" sound when Austin hit Vince in the head with the bedpan during the hospital skit. Whole thing was really great when it happened back then.

I remember going to school the next day and this girl was like "did I just see somebody get hit with a bedpan when I was channel surfing last night?" and I was like "you absolutely did".

Wonder what the rejected options were before WWE settled on Goldust being their choice to help out the Cruiser division. No way was Goldust the first choice pick for this.

205 is dead

was she hot

Goldust does a flawless Vince

Does Cedric win the title tonight and lose it back at the Rumble?

lolol. your crazy matches my crazy

Alicia Fox is a smoke show. Good lord.

Wait they are putting this on at the same time as the cruiser weights?.... why?

I ship Alicia and Goldy.

GOLDUST IS TEAMING WITH ALICIA FOX


I can die happy

:| They added the terrible Hardy laugh to his "Woken" entrance theme.

WOKEN

Not bad. Got engaged to another friend from the same school like a year ago. Cool chick.

Pretty good theme except for the laugh

Sounds like Balor's theme mixed just a little bit.

Why the laugh Why

That theme is the least objectionable thing I've encountered with this whole Matt Hardy fiasco. There's my positive spin.

Matt Hardy officially has a cooler theme song than his less talented brother

Come on Georgia!

UCF are the real champs tho

No real options considering its already tough for them to keep most of the crowd for 205 Live after Smackdown ends.

I wonder how Vince laid out stuff to Austin like when ever he got hit with stuff was he like "I want you to brain me Austin don't hold back I'll fucking fire you if you hold back!"

I wish Matt would take me on a tour all around the Multiverse

Kurt Hawkins?! I think he's got a shot here.

Whenever Hawkins breaks this losing streak, they need to go all out with having the locker room emptying out in celebration and hosting Hawkins on shoulders.

Or not.

Matt got some pearly whites.

LAUGH IN

My problem is how WWEized the woken thing is it could be completly off the wall again but we got a sanitized professional version of what he used to do.

I'm glsad we have something but still.

Keep waiting for Bray to snap out of it and hit Sister Abigail

I'm not so sure I enjoyed that.

Bray is a big mother

omg end this segment already

They need to just form a team already

Oh is 205Live canceled?

Oddly enough, that may be the most helpful option for both of them at this point.

Wouldn't be surprised if he did considering there are stories about Vince going to clubs with wrestlers after shows and they'd hit their finishers on him because he'd brag about being able to take them for real. Think its in one of Bret's books about Vince getting KO'ed for real one time but never firing anyone for it.

They have two guys who can cut batshit insane promos against one another and they literally can't think of anything for them to do except laugh at each other.

I like the Broken Matt stuff and I'm probably more tolerable of the "Woken" incarnation than most, but this is quickly turning into the twenty month journey of R-Truth and Goldust trying to form a team.