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DrA 02-07-2008 06:38 PM

Movies so awful that they are great
 
Give me a list of movies so awful they were great. Preferably shitty movies on the sci-fi channel or cheesy 80's movies in general.

Kris P Lettus 02-07-2008 06:41 PM

Critters I & II
Dolls
Riki Oh

There are soooooo many really bad horror movies..

Jeritron 02-07-2008 06:56 PM

Jason X
Commando

Lock Jaw 02-07-2008 07:06 PM

Not the 80s but...

http://www.thecdplace.net/batmanDVD.jpg

FakeLaser 02-07-2008 07:22 PM

Gingerdead Man - Gary Busey stars as a killer gingerbread man and adlibs the entire script.

Kazaam - Shaq stars as a rapping genie, and almost everything he says in the first half of the movie rhymes. He also tells Salt-N-Pepa "Let's Green Egg and Ham It"

Dollman vs. Demonic Toys - A 12 inch man and a shrunken prostitute square off against killer toys

Mandroid - An android controlled by a guy with electrodes or something takes over Russia or something dumb

Santa Slay - Bill Goldberg stars as Santa who kills people

The Fast and The Furious - Horrible acting, hilarious lines and really bad and obvious product placement. "You can have any brew you want, as long as it's a Corona."

Junior - Arnold is pregnant, come on

The Gate - I haven't seen this yet but I have it on VHS and hear it's amazing

Santa With Muscles - Hulk Hogan hits his head, gets amnesia and thinks he's Santa

Leprechaun: Back To The Hood - The title says it all

Leprechaun in Vegas - The title says it all

Bad Channels - Some alien guy shrinks women so they can play an intergalactic dating game

Remote - Really bad ripoff of Home Alone featuring the fat catcher from Angels In The Outfield and a black kid named Jamal

Going Bananas - Dom DeLuise and a midget dressed as a monkey

No Holds Barred - Hogan vs. Zeus in one of the worst movies ever

Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo - Yes, I saw it. I mention it for the first scene where mutant dolphins attack the elderly. The rest is obviously forgettable.

Any Ernest movie, though in particular Goes To Jail or Scared Stupid

Killer Klowns From Outer Space - I guess it is supposed to be funny though

Lawnmower Man 2 - Actually, this is just really bad. It's not great at all.

That's all I can think of right now, but yeah, I love watching bad movies.

Kris P Lettus 02-07-2008 07:25 PM

I forgot about Dollman vs. Demonic Toys..

:love:

Also Killer Clown From Outer Space is f'n IMMENSE..

FakeLaser 02-07-2008 07:28 PM

I still need to see Puppetmaster vs. Demonic Toys, starring Corey Feldman

Kris P Lettus 02-07-2008 07:37 PM

I caught it on Sci Fi one late night..

ct2k 02-07-2008 07:40 PM

Rocky III
Rocky IV
Rocky V


I consier I to be brilliant and II to be good, but those three are just plain terrible, but like still maximo entertainment

Kris P Lettus 02-07-2008 07:42 PM

What??

Drago=ratings

ct2k 02-07-2008 07:44 PM

Hell most Arnie/Sly/Chuck/JeanClaude/Segal films are terrible but awesome at the same time

FakeLaser 02-07-2008 07:46 PM

Yeah come on. Rocky IV is the best. It has Drago, the robot thing, the really gay Apollo/Rocky montage, Bridget Nielsen and plus Rocky beating the Russian ends the fucking Cold War.

ct2k 02-07-2008 07:50 PM

Exactly its so awful its great, christ you guys, come on now

FakeLaser 02-07-2008 07:51 PM

I didn't see the part where you said "still maximo entertainment"

ct2k 02-07-2008 07:55 PM

Yeah I can see how you'd just not see that seeing as how its all the way on the other side of that sentence

Bad Company 02-07-2008 08:54 PM

http://septiembre.extremevideostore....0You%20Die.jpg

Kris P Lettus 02-07-2008 08:57 PM

:heart: Treach

Avenger 02-08-2008 06:28 AM

The Guardian w/ Costner and Kutcher

Kris P Lettus 02-08-2008 12:48 PM

I worked on that..

:o

Russenmafia 02-08-2008 04:57 PM

Street Fighter the movie.

PapaGeorgio 02-08-2008 05:48 PM

Troll
Troll II (note this "sequel" doesn't actually have anything to do with the first one, better yet it doesn't have a troll in it)
D.C. Cab
Pootie Tang (although I'd argue it isn't awful)
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
Robot Monster
Any Ed Wood movie
Blacula
Flesh Gordon
Leprechaun 4 In Space
Man With The Screaming Brain (although it was meant to be so awful it is great, did it on purpose)
Pink Flamingos
They Live
Womens Prison Massacre

Kris P Lettus 02-08-2008 07:46 PM

The man With the Screaming Brain is awesome simply due to Bruce Campbell being awesome..

.44 Magdalene 02-09-2008 07:32 AM

Pootie Tang doesn't count, either.

Fox 02-09-2008 11:08 AM

My friend who is the biggest bad, B-horror, C-horror movie buff I've ever met, claims that this is the greatest "bad movie" ever made...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

NeanderCarl 02-09-2008 11:22 AM

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-con...%20Bernies.jpg

NeanderCarl 02-09-2008 11:23 AM

It helped that Bernie looked the spitting image of my old history teacher.

Savio 02-09-2008 11:36 AM

Delta force 4
Hills have eyes

Skippord 02-09-2008 06:43 PM

Santa Slay
Jason X

gatoconbotas 02-10-2008 01:31 AM

Cheerleader Ninjas.

WestNZ 02-10-2008 03:39 AM

Jason X
Any Childs Play movie.

El Fangel 02-10-2008 03:42 AM

Cloverfield

Jeritron 02-10-2008 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WestNZ (Post 2041206)
Jason X
Any Childs Play movie.

Oh come on. The first Child's Play was good. I liked the second third and Bride, but not because they were terrible. Maybe for some cheese, and mostly nostalgia, but they're not all that bad.

Seed of Chucky was too bad to even be awesomely bad.

WestNZ 02-10-2008 03:51 AM

i stand by Childs Play. For myself, who loves horror, i could not stand them, especially after the way the video store raved about them for months, BIG LETDOWN

.44 Magdalene 02-10-2008 06:03 AM

I don't really see how Jason X falls into the "...that they are great" part of this prerequisite

The Gold Standard 02-10-2008 05:15 PM

Snakes on a Plane.

As a movie it is bad, but it became one of my favorite movies.

Blitz 02-10-2008 09:41 PM

Weekend At Bernie's 1 and 2 are both greatness. Jonathan Silverman :heart:

WestNZ 02-10-2008 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .44 Magdalene (Post 2041281)
I don't really see how Jason X falls into the "...that they are great" part of this prerequisite

thats true, i withdraw it from my list and put it on the "Movies so awful" list

FourFifty 02-11-2008 01:21 AM

Mommie Dearest! Greatest crap movie ever! "NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!"
To this day when I'm talking to mymom and I'm giving her shit at the end I'll say "I love you mommie dearest" to quote that movie.
God, fucking horrible movie, but oh my god it's great!

El Fangel 02-11-2008 01:23 AM

Baseketball

weather vane 02-11-2008 03:05 AM

So many unreal movies named in here.

Rocky III, IV, V
Batman
No Holds Barred
Ernest Goes To Jail
Baseketball

COME ON


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