Impact Wrestling to move it's HQ to Canada's Largest Metropolis.
https://www.wrestlingnewssource.com/...any-To-Canada/
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Wish I lived in Canada. Could get a full-time job watching Impact.
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I'd rather clean a septic tank for a living. With my tongue.
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The fans can't possibly be as obnoxious as the Impact Zone twats.
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It's okay, they'll all moved to Full Sail now, beguiling us with their incredibly entertaining "One-Two-SWWWWWEEEET" catcalls, exposing themselves as having all the wit and social awareness of plankton.
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Impact fans > NXT fans
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I have a great idea to help TNA with their audience woes: Bring back the big pink room from the hospice care days of the AWA. Except the background should be that black and white spiral from Vertigo.
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To survive, they'd need to get on a Canadian network....And find themselves a Canadian star and push him HARD....
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The crowds probably seem a bit more lively because they are being paid $15 to be there.
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He said a STAR
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Still trying to figure out where this company makes any money...
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You'd have better chance trying to figure out the why someone thought a Reverse Battle Royal was a good idea along with the rest of the nonsense that goes on there. It's baffling.
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Reverse battle royal was genuinely the dumbest idea I'd ever heard. All logic dictates it just would've been a full spring to get in the ring but nah, let's just have everyone play dumb and punch each other on the outside.
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Making the fans leave for the Empty Arena matches is pretty up there:
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Oh god, that's fucking cringe worthy.
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I always forget what they are high fiving over..... something like a Scott Steiner match maybe......
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I thought it was someone debuting like Booker T or something. I can't remember. I don't care. *breaks down crying* Why won't this company just die?
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