Alexa gets some blissful new enhancements
 

She's an all-new Bliss!


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Much needed

So, I am picturing this conversation taking place...

Buddy: So, you know about...
Braun: Alexa's new tits? Oh yeah. She showed them to me last night.
Buddy: Wait, I haven't seen them, yet!
John Cena: (passing by) The doctor did good work! You can barely see the scars.
Buddy: I...need to go...

(Buddy sheds a tear as he leaves.)

Ehhh. I liked her small tits.

Ugh, one thing that turns me off about implants is that the cleavage doesn't touch in the middle anymore, there's a strip of visible bony chest in between their tits.
It's supposed to look like

http://m.fooyoh.com/files/attach/ima.../cleavage8.jpg

That's dissapointing

sad thing is unlike the attitude era they can't use it to get her heat.

isnt there some recovery time involved with tit jobs? Probably just a pushup bra. Buddy has to know she's probably bouncing on wrestler penis all the time on the road.

So she got even hotter..

One week turn around is a stretch from operation to a bikini.

yah i dont think she had them done. The things that can be done with bra's and bikini's these days are amazing. It's tit science basically.

What? Those are 100% not what she had at Mania.

100% not needed, but appreciated just the same.

she would be out of wrestling for atleast a month if she got them done, so maby that is why she was on video instead of live Monday.

You havent been with a lot of women have you? :nono:

Assuming she had them done the day after the post-Mania RAW show, she's right around the minimum time needed for recovery for the minimally invasive type.

Giving her history, I would be rather shocked if she got implants.

Are there any good "before" pictures around.

Looks the same to me.

What do you mean?

Feel like she already has implants, just smaller ones

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20130828125636

Like....those aren't real boobs. She's hot nonetheless.

I'm with Damain Rey, I think she already had implants and either had more work done or that bikini is deceiving

Tell you what, I will personally take on this debate as part of my role in Slik-Jaw Investigations. I promise to take a real hands-on approach with this case to get to the bottom of this.

Don't even worry about payment. I will do this pro boner.

But will the WWE bring back titty-honking matches?

I'm shocked you're not in the ER with priapism

Braun Strowman will honk those titties while a single tear rolls down Buddy Murphy's cheek.