Disco Inferno had sex in a car with Torrie Wilson.

Becky Lynch

Becky Lynch's run as "The Man" stems from her love of pegging dudes.

Eugene

My dermatologist's uncle told me that Eugene Dinsmore was a shoot , Nick Dinsmore was kayfabe.

Rob Conway

Rob Conway being a former NWA World Heavyweight Champion knocked at least 2 million dollars off the asking price Billy Corgan paid.

Dean Malenko.

Dean Malenko nicknames "The Shooter" and "Man of 1000 Holds" were all coined to him by his former sexual parners.

D'Lo Brown

D’lo and Droz are actually working this injury angle. It is second only to the Montreal screwjob

Rebecca Hickenbottom

Rebecca Hickenbottom is actually married to Ted Nugent, but she doesn't know it.

Perry Saturn

Saturn got his face tattoo by ripping it off of Mike Tyson's face.

Maria Kanellis

Mr. Perfect is alive.

Maria Kanellis is going to sue Brandi Rhodes for gimmick infringement.

Sasha Banks.

Impact wrestling is going to the Pursuit Outdoor Channel in January

Oh wait

WWE's bad booking a psychological experiment to test the patience of the average wrestling fan.

Next : Cody Rhodes

My grandmother's pharmacy technician told me that Cody Rhodes still used the Bunkhouse Stampede boot trophy as a diaper genie well ino his early 20s


Bonnie Steamboat

Vince MrMcMahon Jr. was alarmed by the increasing popularity of Rick Steamboat with respect to his background and conspired with Bonnie Steamboat to derail his momentum as Intercontinental Champion and ruining his chance at ever becoming WWF Heavyweight Champion.



Ranjin Singh.

Ranjin Singh often wore stilts to wrestle as Great Khali. No one noticed.

Nyla Rose.

Nyla Rose is going to be managed by Dustin Runnels (as the name GolDustin) to capitalize on the LGBTQ+ community.

Curry Man