Jack Tunney covered up a sex scandal between Bad News Brown's mutant sewer rat and that possum he kept pulling out during the feud with Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

Speaking of... Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

Jake Roberts paid an LSD-ridden scientist to trade places with him sometimes in the mid-90s when the scientist's attempts to communicate with dolphins failed, and Jake was upset that he was never going to get the top spot in the industry. He now lives on an island and goes by Bobby "The Dolphin Trainer" Smith.

Hardcore Holly

Vince McMahon ordered Hardcore Holly to call Michael Cole a shithead at WrestleMania2000.

Steve Mongo McMichael.

Mongo's disappearance from WCW was due to getting kidnapped by the Godfather's Hos.

Will Ospreay

Will Ospreay dated Paige when she was in the indies.

Stephanie McMahon

Stephanie did NOT fuck Randy Savage




Randy Savage

Stephanie McMahon wants to invite fans into the ring to stinkface them.

Natalya

DISQUALIFIED! We're still on Randy Savage, yes we are. First name Macho Last name Man.

Macho Man never did cocaine. His buddies gave him pixie sticks and lied it was coke, but it worked like placebo and that's why he was the way he was.

Buff Bagwell

The woman that does my drywall told me that Buff Bagwell got engaged at the Best Buy in Peach Tree City, GA


Frenchy Martin

Frenchy Martin gave Randy Savage pixie sticks, and told him it was cocaine.

Drake Maverick

Stephanie McMahon had sex with Drake Maverick.

Lars Sullivan

Lars Sullivan videod it

Razar

Razar's favorite movie is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2.

Uh...…..Dana Brooke.

Dana Brooke forcefed her fiance, Dallas McCarver and that's why he choked to death.

New Jack

New Jack is a nice guy

Candice Michelle

Candice Michelle used a body double for the Skinemax porn she was in.

Playboy Buddy Rose

The blow-away diet really works!

Rhyno

Rhyno's gimmick was originally to be that of a person with a severe drinking problem and his name was to be Whyno, but after the person behind the character drunkenly beat a child prostitute to death, Vince decided this is in way too poor taste, even for him.

Mike Awesome

Mike Awesome lost a bet with The Miz's dad ,which is why Miz is Awesome.

Billy Kidman.

Billy Kidman is gay because there's no other reason why would you divorce a hottie like Torrie.

Apollo Crews

Apollo Crews is a Dentist on the side and LOVES to smile. Which is why we call him Smiley. :D


Rockstar Spud/Drake Maverick

Rockstar Spud is a fetus in a wig, brought to life with electricity.

Heidenreich

Heidenreich actually had michael cole's consent.

Al Snow

Al Snow beat up Keith Hackney backstage at UFC 4, then had sex with his wife.

Rasta the Voodoo Mon

Even Rasta the Voodoo Mon, don't know who Rasta the Voodoo Mon is.

Dakota Kai

Dakota Kai dated Rasta the Voodoo Mon, and knows that he is better known as Terry Tate: Office Linebacker.

Manny Fernandez

Manny Fernandez was a highly decorated Vietnam Vet.

Cody.

Cody's real name is Virgin Runnels.

Viscera

Viscera was Chris Rock in a fat suit.

JBL

JBL was knocked out by Amy Weber in a bar fight.

Jimmy Wang Yang

Jimmy Wang Yang has to punch someone tonight every night before going to bed via a curse by his theme song.

Kimona Wannalaya

Kimona Wannalaya is a trans-woman who used to be named Haywood Jablowme.


Captain Lou Albano.

Captain Lou Albano never wanted to be a manager, but Vince, Sr. had photos of him doing things in international waters.

Jeff Hardy

Jeff Hardy quit drinking

Samoa Joe

The guy who sold me the lightswitch covers for my home tole me that Samoa Joe was actually born in Ham Lake, Minnesota.


John Nord

His love for you is like a truck...BEZERKER!

Would you like some making fuck Bezerker?

STINGGGGGGGGGGGG

Taka joined Suzuki-gun after Yamagucci-san tried to choppy choppy Suzuki's peepee, only for the katana to break.

Val Venis

Val Venis was about to debut in WCW when Vince Russo said his catchphrase would be "hellooooooo men!"

Disco Inferno.