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Melina was meant to feud with her twin sister, but WWE couldn't get the price right for Ketana.
Aja Kong |
Aja Kong is actually the step-daughter of King Kong .
Maxx Payne |
Rockstar Games only created Max Payne because Man Mountain Rook would've been an even more obvious ripoff.
Barry Darsow |
Barry Darsow gimmick in WCW was originally supposed to be Glacier.
Mike Sanders |
Mike Sanders was only hire in wcw because he told Bischoff he was related to the founder of KFC.
Jim Johnston |
Jim Johnston got released because Vince found out he ghost wrote Eminem's BET Cypher
CM Punk |
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Essa Rios.
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Essa Rios doesn't even remember who the fuck Essa Rios was.
Negro Casas |
Negro Casas is Oprah's favorite wrestler.
Debra |
Debra used breast milk to make her cookies
Barry O |
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Zodiac (Ed Leslie version.) |
"Zodiac" Ed Leslie kept saying "Yes! No! Yes! No!" because he was double-minded; and he floundered without Hogan because, "A double-minded man is unstable in all his ways."
Speaking of dichotomous people: Finn Balor |
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Joe McHugh. |
Joe McHugh helped beat up Tom Magee over a parking spot the other day.
The Zodiac (Barry Orton version, and look him up on YouTube while you are at it.) |
The Zodiac is really Randy Orton's Transgendered Father
PN News |
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Slow baby slow baby yo. MENG!!!! |
Meng is right behind me as we speak, so I can't say anything mean about him, as I don't want to die.
Jim Cornette |
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Taka Michinoku |
My friend Craig once met Taka Michinoku and couldn't understand him, and believed he was constantly asking for What-A-Burger
Simon Gotch |
Thread revival :
The girl that James Ellsworth sent dick pics to is actually the illegitimate daughter of Shawn Michaels and Sunny. Bray Wyatt |
Rumor: Nia Jax only eats 1400 calories a day
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Bray Wyatt paid off JoJo to pretend to be in a relationship to get cred with the boys.
Luke Harper |
Luke Harper is a master ventriloquist. He actually did the talking in all of the Bray Wyatt promos.
AJ Lee |
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D'lo Brown |
D'Lo Brown wore his chest protector only to conceal a knife that he often threatened to stab his opponents with if they didn't sell properly for him.
Rick Martel |
Rick Martel's smile is what made the Grinch's heart grow three sizes.
Sting |
Sting's a TV network executive. Time always runs out for a show whenever he shows up somewhere.
Kenny Omega. |
Kenny Omega has a body pillow that has Jessica from Dragon Quest VIII on it.
PCO |
PCO wants to do an angle where he uses Bret Hart's jacket that he stole in 1995 to take his mojo, transforming into a new gimmick: "le tueur à gages".
Evan Karagias |
Evan Karagias was actually the guy that beat Hulk Hogan during the New Blood/Millionaires Club feud, but no one was paying enough attention to notice.
The Sandman |
The guy who installed my kitchen floor told me that The Sandman from ECW actually has a deep fear of badgers.
"Iron" Mike Sharpe |
"Iron" Mike Sharpe was literally made of iron. This is why he displayed such robotic tendencies outside the ring. He was a project launched to see if robot wrestlers could be a thing.
Chris Candido |
During the early years of his ECW career, Chris Candido also had a very short-lived porn career under the name "Chris Candildo".
Lance Storm. |
Lance Storm and Jericho hate each other because Storm told Jericho's wife about his affair with Kelly Kelly.
Mustafa Ali |
Mustafa Ali and Lance Storm hate each other because Storm told Ali's wife about his affair with Kelly Kelly.
Kelly Kelly |
Kelly Kelly also had an affair with Lance Storm.
Joey Janella IS TRASH!! |
Joey Janella's really name is Joey Marella, but he is not the son of Gorilla Monsoon.
Rikishi |
Contrary to his entrance music, Rikishi is not in fact a "Bad, Bad Man" but is rather a "Sad, Sad Man", having had a lifelong struggle with depression.
Ravishing Rick Rude |
Ravishing Rick Rude almost got given the gimmick of "Radishman" Rick Rude, where he would bonk people over the head with a giant raddish.
Jack Tunney |
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