Brian Pillman was not only receiving money from WWF, WCW and ECW all at the same time during the Attitude era, but he also convinced CMLL and AAA that he was separate luchadors in each promotion to get paid for them too. He would also do the "LARIATTTO!" calls on Japanese broadcasts because the original guy lost his voice.

Jazz

Jazz is the sweetest, most charming person I have ever met in my life. And I'm not saying that because she's standing right behind me, though she is. help me!!!!

Big Sky

When somebody searches for Big Sky on google instead of "I'm feeling lucky" it changes to "Are you Sure?"

Steve Corino.

Steve Corino isn't actually the Steve Corino he started out as. The real Steve Corino sold his identity to a similar looking guy in 2002.

Mike Mondo

Mike Mondo has procured more rats than Ricky Morton, Ric Flair, and Stan Lane COMBINED.

Missy Hyatt

Missy Hyatt has been faithful to Hot Stuff even after his death.

Billy Jack Haynes

Billy Jack actually learned his full nelson from Chris Masters by Time Travel. He calls it a Full nelson due to his pet parrot was named nelson and was full of himself.

Chris Masters

Vince McMahon is actually an avid phytophile, and when Chris Masters ripped that tree out of the ground to save his mother, he ruined his chances at a WWE return.

Test

In reality, Test regularly had sex with Stephanie during their on screen dating storyline and even had a 3 way on more than one occasion with Steph and HHH once Steph began sleeping with HHH.

Kane

Kane is playing a long-game he is waiting for Bret Hart to show up on Smackdown and hand him a bill for Dental Services rendered.

The Mountie!

The Mountie wasn't the Canadian Gimmick that Rougeau wanted. The problem was that "I AM THE TIM HORTON'S EMPLOYEE!" didn't have the same punch to it.

Repo Man

Repo Man's gimmick was actually inspired by Repo Man having his own car repossessed before a WWF event in Minnesota which was witnessed by most of the locker room, including most importantly, Vince himself, who found it hilarious.

DDP

DDP can not actually do his own yoga program and it's actually a holographic projection of him animated to reflect the actions of a Ukrainian female in a mocap suit.

Raven

Raven has never actually read the poem.

Jericho

Chris Jericho is a huge fan of escape artists and actually has no fear of the shark cage. He will escape the cage with ease and transition into a magician gimmick. He will deem Kevin Owens unworthy of being his assistant after owens leads to a few of his tricks being botched. This will start their wm program.

Gene snitsky

Snitsky's angle where he cause Lita to miscarry was actually inspired by Snitsky inadvertently causing his own girlfriend to miscarry their child together which Snitsky has been claimed "It Wasn't My Fault".

Edge

Edge having sex with Lita is what really broke Matt Hardy.

Ken Shamrock

Ken Shamrock & Frank Shamrock are the same guy.

Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake.

Brutus is always getting risked at the airport. Not because of his metal face, he just longs for human contact.

Just Joe

Just Joe wore a Bart Gunn mask that he bought at the Walmart in Gulfport, MS when he knocked out Steve Williams in the Brawl for All




The Naturals

The Naturals are flavored with high fructose corn syrup and distributed in Styrofoam containers.



James Ellsworth

Molly Holly was previously in a relationship with Becky Lynch.

Mean Gene

Mean Gene was previously in a relationship with James Ellsworth

Mr. Saito

Mr. Saito purposely calls his companies IS Technical Support to say that the network is slow when it is not.


Al Snow

Al snow once molested an anemic bear.

Kenzo Suzuki

Kenzo Suzuki cheated on hiroku with John Cena when he gave him a white face.

Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase

Ted Diabase is actually a Billionaire, however Vince McMahon was known to be jealous as Ted would actually own him and forced him to change his name to The Million Dollar Man.

X-Pac

X-Pac played a cousin of Steve Urkel on Family Matters prior to getting signed by the WWF.

Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler has a car that is painted with his face and phone number to contact him for bookings.

Heidenreich.

Heidenreich and SlickyTrickyDamon have kissed :)

Tiger Ali Singh

Tiger Ali Singh was a top choice for the Spirit Squad gimmick, but Vince wanted to give it to "proven talents" and he'd forgotten that Tiger had worked for him in the late nineties.

Battle Kat

Battle Kat was brought in for a new program with The Red Rooster but when WWE lost the rights to their new "Animal House" PPV due to copyright laws, they dropped the story and instead used him as a jobber.

Hardcore Holly

Despite his name, Holly prefers topless females with but a bit of tasteful bush.

Jeff Gaylord.

Jeff Gaylords where are they now is just Vince saying "who gives a fuck!"

Johnny Polo.

Johnny Polo's name was going to be Johnny Badminton, but Vince never heard of the sport.

The Ugly Ducklings

The Ugly Duckling's gender on their drivers licences is actually listed as "Lovecraftian Horror" :eek:

Woops, forgot the next name in the chain :$

Rockstar Spud.

Rockstar spud was supposed to be the first of a vegan stable of characters including Popstar Carrot and Banana Split. It was deemed too niche.

Finn Balor

The Demon King gimmick was based on how he would get body painted and run through hotels naked.

Crazy Steve