Plans were set for The Barbarian to form a tag team with The Contrarian (Lanny Poffo's Genius gimmick with a different name) which was to be called The Arian Nation. Bad News Brown made them go a different direction, though.

Van Hammer

Van Hammer was penciled in to be the original leader of the Flock with Lodi being booked as second in command and Raven in the Lodi "sign guy" role.

El Dandy

Rob Conway spent all of his time thinking he was the niggaz with attitude heavyweight champ.

Friar Furgeson.

Friar Furgeson doubts El Dandy

Will Ospreay

Heidenreich and Heisenberg are actually the same person



Meng

Meng sneezes like a little girl.

JBL

JBL is writing Simple Fan's obituary as we speak.

King Kong Bundy

King Kong Bundy was given the 5 count gimmick as a rib when the boys heard that he lasted 5 seconds with a ring rat.

The Undertaker

The Undertaker sleeps in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual prowess. (This is a half truth.)

Booker T

The real reason Booker T wasn't given the title at Wrestlemania 19 was because he called Triple H a wanker and said Steiner should of won the belt at the Rumble.

Scott Steiner

Scott Steiner wrestles in a fake muscle suit. He is actually only 90 lbs.

Jay Briscoe

It is widely known that Jay Briscoe grew up an only child in the suburbs of Beverly Hills and got a start in wrestling by the nepotism of his godfather, Bobby Heenan.


"Sweet" Stan Lane

Those close to Stan Lane have heard the story Stan tells about making a deal with the devil for good looks and wrestling skill for his entire life.

Sheamus

Sheamus paints himself white. He actually has the deepest tan in the business.

Bobby Eaton

Bobby Eaton was planning on relocating to England to keep kayfabe with his Blue Bloods gimmick.

Deuce 'n Domino

Josh Matthews wishes he could call the Pope Elijah Burke when doing commentary.

Fake NWO Sting.

Fake NWO Sting is still mad that the tables were turned on him all those years ago.

The Mountie

Is still locked in a New York jail

Jim ross

Jim Rossuvari*throat clearing sound*el's signature call during matches was "Bah Mohammed", until higherups told him that he may have to whitewash his Islamic heritage to truly get over with American audiences.

Kevin Sullivan

Kevin Sullivan would take Nancy to DisneyWorld every day off in the FCW days. Often, while riding Thunder Mountain, other guests would complain hearing Thank you Fadda." in his thick Boston accent.

Sasha Banks

Sasha Banks first pitched her gimmick to be "Assistant Manager"


Kevin Steen

Kevin Steven secretly thanks Jim Cornette for all the sage advice he gave him, as it helped him get to where he is today.

Nick Bockwinkel

Nick Bockwinkel's original ring name was Nick Bullwinkle but he was forced to change it after being threatened with a lawsuit by the creator of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Ricky Ortiz

The guy who delivers ice to my brother's pub told me that Ricky Ortiz went to Cancun on Spring break and caught a bad case of dance fever.

Shelton Benjamin's momma

John Laurinitis still thinks fondly of his brief time with Mama Benjamin. He was quoted as saying "She's a tiger in bed."

Ox Baker

Absolutely love this one.

Anyway, Ox Baker:

Originally brought into the WWWF as "The Friendly Arkansas Ox," Baker was actually supposed to be a huge star. When his family-friendly gimmick didn't catch on, Baker was still supposed to get a massive push as a heel, but Baker liked being nice to kids so much he refused a heel run. When things didn't work out, he left the WWWF, but was never the same and couldn't portray his The Friendly Ox anywhere else because it "didn't feel right."

Paige

The woman that sells my uncle illegal girl scout cookies told him that Paige loves to go bowling just so she can the shoes with no socks on.


Brad Armstrong

After Arachniman fizzled out due to legal reasons, Brad proposed a new gimmick: Bluejay, that isn't at all influenced by Robin. :shifty:

Buddy Lee Parker

Buddy Lee Parker secretly trained people wrong in the Power Plant so nobody could get over against the top guys.

The Disco Inferno. ..../

Vince McMahon personally hates Disco Inferno for two reasons: He did the Stunner as a finish during the Attitude era, and because he's a better dancer than Vince himself. Vince only likes bad dancing gimmicks.

Booker T

The girl who feeds my aunt's horse told me that Booker T was once on Punk'd but the episode never aired because Booker beat the living Hell out of Ashton Kutcher once it was revealed that it was all just a goof.


Earthquake

The reason the Oddities disappeared in 1999 John Tenta murdered all of them. Golga was depushed and soon released from the company.

Dixie Carter

Dixie Carter is an actress hired by Vince to "run" TNA. TNA is a company Vince is using to show losses and balance his books.

James Ellsworth

James Ellsworth got punched by a bully in elementary school and his chin was caved in as a result.

Titus O'Neil

Tekno Team 2000 secretly posted in TPDub. Erik was the more prolific of the two, posting as both Kane Knight and Rhiannon, using pictures of his girlfriend at the time to pass himself off as female.

Jushin Liger